h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

However, in the field of management relations they're absolutely shocking. Well, you see, every time they give me an order I just want to jump on a table and scream.

How a bout a little dance?

Time for bed i think. The homing pigeon's arrived.

As with I. I shall now go kick the foondingler.

But wait, is that a ship I see on the horizon?

I'll have the beef then.

Then the pot-plant fell off the window sill.

So, given that Nearly-headless Nick died in 1492, then book 3 covers the 1992/93 school year. Which means that the Potter kid was born in 1980. Obviously.

And with that ladies and gentlemen, I'd just like to add...

Cauliflowers!

You know, it took me nearly three weeks to get that stain out of the carpet. And the shag still doesn't smell right...

Have you tried castor oil?

and that's when he woke up and found himself cuddling a camel!

But it's got to be admitted that it did smell nice.

and these days, that counts for a lot when you've pulled all the bits off and greased the nipples

Look! A three-headed monkey!

But then he pointed out it was a twin cam and we all had a good giggle.

So, you see, I said to hime, 'You cant'.

And he went and did it anyway. A man of 70 trying to pole vault...
Its no surprise he killed himself.

This have been much calmer since we instituted a 'no ties' policy. No office affairs for a start.

I didn't think we had air conditioning.

It had a lot to do with the oversized gerbil sitting quietly in the corner minding its own business