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Rod Posted Jun 10, 2014
Not sure it should belong here but it caught me:
Ms Stress (my wife, that is) on the telephone, called by a friend
Friend: "What's this? I didn't know you were sick"
Ms Stress: Oh? didn't you see it on the News?
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You can call me TC Posted Jun 11, 2014
Milla said:
But the moose accidents suck. They're so huge and heavy, and you hit their legs and they land in your lap...
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Peanut Posted Jun 11, 2014
'Been so busy, haven't hardly had time to write or dream, eeeeek, but synths and electric piano all unpacked now and yesterday I sat at the piano and told it everything in tumbled mumbled poetry, and it answered me in chords of old gold.'
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KB Posted Jun 19, 2014
Are we allowed to take things out of context and edit them? Cos if so...
2legs: It's official, I am 'normal'
TC: I wouldn't trust the receptionist's assessment...They often get things muddled up
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 19, 2014
I'm gona print and frame that last post 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 19, 2014
Paranormal counts as normal, right?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 19, 2014
ahh, 'normal' means wahtever you want it to mean... I'm such a believe in the humpty dumpyness, of words meaning wahtever I want them too Preccluding obvious pericabobulations of the underlaying desimination of the counterpoint to any actual given peri-pepertual meainglessness that is inheritantly and independantly describable wtihin its own juxtoposition of both nonunderstandibility and understandibility; within ocntext, of course...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 19, 2014
Ocntext is the new paradigm that will flabbercostulate the world of the future. If there *is* any world in the future.
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KB Posted Jun 28, 2014
"... the Smacks have all stuck together. I have to chisel them out with the bread knife."
I can't explain *why* this made me , but it did! 
(It was Trillian's Child, on the Petty Hates thread. F19585?thread=242934&skip=13474&show=1 )
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You can call me TC Posted Jul 2, 2014
>>When I was almost at the summit, my pants split in the crotch<<
Sorry, Paulh - couldn't resist!
The "Do you use the word trouser in the singular" thread, Post 26
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 2, 2014
No need to be sorry, TC. Mountain climbing is hot work, so I didn't mind being able to cool off a bit, even in such an odd way.
As I write this, the temperature is climbing into the 90s. Clothing seems superfluous right now.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 2, 2014
Clothing nearly always seems superfluous 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 2, 2014
Only if you live in the tropics where it's always hot. Clothing designers seem to get carried away with styles that nobody needs. I walk past fancy clothing stores whose windows are full of dresses that look great on manikins [womanikins?], but which I will never live long enough to see being worn by real women.
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Jul 2, 2014
"but which I will never live long enough to see being worn by real women"
Is there a hole in the market for the incorporeal population?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 3, 2014
There probably is, but they have the disadvantage of not having money with which to buy stuff. 
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SashaQ - happysad Posted Jul 12, 2014
"nighthoovering is more a state of mind... and my mind is in one heck of a state"
2legs
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 12, 2014
I guess it was inevitable that 2Legs would become the newest state.
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- 44: Peanut (Jun 10, 2014)
- 45: You can call me TC (Jun 11, 2014)
- 46: Peanut (Jun 11, 2014)
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- 48: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 19, 2014)
- 49: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 19, 2014)
- 50: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 19, 2014)
- 51: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 19, 2014)
- 52: KB (Jun 28, 2014)
- 53: You can call me TC (Jul 2, 2014)
- 54: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 2, 2014)
- 55: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 2, 2014)
- 56: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 2, 2014)
- 57: Nosebagbadger {Ace} (Jul 2, 2014)
- 58: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 3, 2014)
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