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Dislocated punch lines?

Post 21

You can call me TC - did you guess from my Hallowe'en name? (I can thrill lids)

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smiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - rofl

Haven't heard that one since I left school!

My little offering:


"... and that's why Christmas never falls on a Wednesday"


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Post 22

clzoomer- a bit woobly

'worse than lighting versus sound guys'

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh
smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - rofl


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Post 23

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Let your pages do your walking through the Yellow Fingers.


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Post 24

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Remember boys, leave no tern un-stoned!


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Post 25

clzoomer- a bit woobly

"I wouldn't let a knight out on a dog like this!"


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Post 26

Geggs

Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervase with mild green hairy lip squid.


Geggs


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Post 27

taliesin

It's the only place in Alberta where they're allowed to retail spirits

smiley - devil


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Post 28

TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office

And that's where I kept the eggs!


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Post 29

Geggs

New pew, barney at crew, cuffed Bert, nibbled at grab.


Geggs


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Post 30

Geggs

Arghhhhh!

That should have been:

New pew, barney at crew, cuffed Bert, nibbled at grub!

But I'm sure you could tell that.


Geggs


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Post 31

clzoomer- a bit woobly

"Life is an orange?" "You mean it isn't??"


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Post 32

Icy North

"What, Eric?"


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Post 33

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Cabin boy, fetch me my brown trousers!


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Post 34

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

"Turn on, tune in, drop off!"


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Post 35

Vestboy

ANZAC Judicious 'Arry's oft azure phase with my old green furry licked quid.


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Post 36

Vestboy

"Yes, but you'd better put it away there's a copper coming."


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Post 37

Hoovooloo


"Well, it tasted of shrimp."

And...

"It's a knick-knack, Paddy Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

And...

"Are you going to play golf, or are you just going to smiley - bleep about?"


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Post 38

~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum

smiley - pony
Where's the beef?
smiley - cheers
~jwf~


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Post 39

Vestboy

He careered off the road.


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Post 40

clzoomer- a bit woobly

So, have you always believed in genies?


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