h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mine? I don't have one.

Hopefully not being stolen.

Sitting on the driveway guarded by a duck in a rainhat and matching galoshes.

Mine is currently on the windowsil, trying to eat my yoghurt.

That should have been in the cat thread...

There's not much difference is there?

Not really, I'd imagine that if I did have a car it would eat me out of house and yoghurt.

I'd probably have to take it ti the scrappers yard though

Currently it is in the fridge, softening up nicely.

I can't believe it's not Skoda!

Its too good to be Saab

Citroen free yoghurt

Some people keep all their food in a Lada

My red Renault Kangoo named 'Rosy' , yes very anthropomorphic, is sat on the driveway in designated parking space. Sat next to my wifes silver Nissan Micra called 'Lightning'

Come on people, keep Focus .

My parents had a Volvo 740, which my mother christened Ulrika because it was Swedish with a big a*se .

But, I expect that my car is currently in the car park, catching some sunshine, and chatting up the Ford Galaxy next door.

er, sitting in the car park gradually reducing the worth of all the other cars merely by being parked near them.

Makes it sound like the automotive equivalent of a "hoodie".

Mine's available for purchase!

Since I'm moving back to the UK in a few months, and don't really fancy bringing an 8 year old left-hand drive Scenic (called Snowy - cos it's white, geddit?)with me.

Any offers?

"Any offers?"
Yep, give us 100 quid and I'll take it off your hands.

Same as yesterday.

14.49 GMT it is sat on the drive alone as my wife has gone out in her car.