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Post 17841

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

I blame 2legs for hunger and tiredness. he should be here and tuck me in by now!

smiley - dragon


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Post 17842

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

Notepad would like to blame 2legs that Dora the Explorer is no longer available on Netflix. Paperkid and I would like to thank him profuselysmiley - winkeye


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Post 17843

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

I blame 2legs for undecideness whether a "movie and possible dinner afterwards" arrengement with a most charming young lady planned for next week is a date or not.

smiley - dragon


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Post 17844

KB

I blame 2legs for déjà vu. smiley - laugh


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Post 17845

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Sounds like a date, looks like a date, smells like a date; must be .... smiley - erm a date! smiley - divasmiley - handbagsmiley - handcuffssmiley - ponysmiley - discosmiley - goodluck

I blame 2legs for an insufficiency of olive oil and white bread flour smiley - doh and a consequent par-multigrain loaf of bread, in progress smiley - weird


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Post 17846

Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor

I blame 2legs fpr 3 hours overtime (so far) and no lunch break. smiley - sadface And I wanted to do so many things today. smiley - wah


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Post 17847

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

I blame 2legs for hunger and indecidedness about where to have lunch.

smiley - dragon


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Post 17848

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I blame 2legs for me having bizarre dreams which are about entering Middle Earth through the kitchen to a room filled with coal where giant dwarfs are busy extracting coal with their axes.smiley - weird


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Post 17849

~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum

smiley - bigeyes

>> through the kitchen to a room filled with coal where giant dwarfs <<

Not to get all psycho-analytical on ya here but have you been
having eyesight problems later, especially regarding depth
perception? And it seems to be diet related. Try carrots.

smiley - wizardsmiley - doctor
~jwf~


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Post 17850

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - wow I blame 2legs for a near perfect description of my kitchen just appearing randomly in someones dream smiley - winkeye

I also blame 2legs for the giant pan of food cooking on my cooker.... It was going to be with red split lentils, then it was going to be with tomatos and red split lentils and bulghur... its ended up minus the red split lentils and tomatos, but with a vast amoutn of sausage, onion, mushroom, and garlic, plus bulghur smiley - weirdsmiley - run


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Post 17851

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

One out of three ain't badsmiley - winkeye


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Post 17852

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

I blame 2legs for not putting me to bed, tucking me in and reading me a story.

It's 1 am and I'm wide awake. Not good since I'm supposed to be the responsible adult at w*rk tomorrow morning - or today morning...

smiley - dragon


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Post 17853

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

A Storey?

Once apon a time, a long long train ride away, in a far off place that wasn't so much here, as it was there, was, apparently, a thing.
This thing was just the kind of thing, that a thing would be, if it was just that kind of thing, as, in fact, it was, exactly that, a dwarve carrying a box of mashed up potatos.
Mashed potatos you might say.
The dwarf took the potatos, on a long ride, down a hill, and then threw them at the telegraph pole, knocking over a passing chinchilla, who, in turn, turned, and on dropping their tiara, shoutited at the dwarf, who ran away, leaving behind teh mashed potato, and the box that did once contain them.
The chinchilla, unpreturbed by this, picked up the tiara, and went on its way, forgettign all about the mashed potato, until one day a giant mashed potato creature emerged, right by the telegraph pole, and was duely elected mair of the city.
All lived happily ever after, the end.

I blame 2legs for stupid storeys smiley - snorksmiley - sleepy


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Post 17854

shagbark

so did the Mashed Potato Creature go by the name Virg Bernero?
(local humor)


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Post 17855

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Sadly, it would seem, consulting the origional, and quite possibly only version of the storey, as it exists, in my crumbled and warmped mind, does not appear to divulge whether, or what, the name of the mashed potato mare, was, or, of course, indeed, is smiley - biggrin
Actually... I feel, perhaps, that it is left, suitably vague, in order that the reader, can be made to feel more 'part' of the storey, by being able to insert th ename of any local political type, they like, into the persona of the mashed potato person... smiley - biggrin

I blame 2legs for the evil maturations of the dwarves with their boxes of mashed potato and for it being late, and my being really tired, and quite possibly getting towards the stage where reality and unreality are slightly more indisginguishable than perhaps somethings they otterwise seem to seem smiley - sleepy
I blame 2legs for sleepyness...


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Post 17856

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

smiley - dragonsmiley - zzz


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Post 17857

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

so, did my storey send you to sleep? smiley - laughsmiley - blushsmiley - biro

I blame 2legs for grotty cold wet weather smiley - brr and for this meaning I c can't decide what food to buy, for eating over the next couple of days... calender says its summer, the prevailing weather conditions say otherwise, and my body says I want soup and stew, despite it being the time of year I should be fully into salad mode smiley - dohsmiley - tomatosmiley - hotdogsmiley - corncobsmiley - panda


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Post 17858

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

having a storey put on you often does more than send you to sleep smiley - winkeye


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Post 17859

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - laughsmiley - zen story story story smiley - zensmiley - book I blaime tooleegs 4 mi badd spelin innit smiley - blushsmiley - doh


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Post 17860

KB

I blame 2legs for his bad spelling being so logical that I sometimes yearn to copy it.

I, too, want to talk about musitions who eat sesamy seeds and tell storeys.


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