h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the fact that the hairdresser cut my hair far too short, and now I'm all fluffy

* at inner pictures of fluffy haired Mala*

I blame 2legs for poured out smoothie

princess and myself were taking a dinner break in the (rather low profile) excessmas cooking. I had made a full mixer of smoothie and was pouring up when the lid dropped down and as a result somewhere in between a fourth and a third of what was in the mixer ended up on top of the kitchen table. Luckily it was a rather thick, high viscosity liquid so it stayed in place, packing it easier to clean.

More like one of those Chinese chickens - she's managed to cut it so my hair is nearly spherical, with a hole in the front for me to look out!

Awww - pity about the lovely smoothie, though!

I blame 2legs for my Brother finally* deciding that he does* want fish and chips... and the long wait now for us to all decide waht we want so we can send brother off in his car to buy fish and chips... I also blame 2legs for the exfoliating face whipes I have... they smell so nice too damn it...

My arm is sore from beating the noodle batter - I blame 2legs!

It's 8.20 pm on Christmas Day. I'm having a splendid time, but I have neither eaten nor drunk anything like as much as I might have done. I blame 2legs for the fact that I keep looking at the port and stilton and saying...not yet.
More excess dammit!! I want more excess!!

I blame 2legs for the feeling of that has come over me.


Merry Christmas.

I blame 2legs for the blackberry crisp I made with the berries I picked last August--I *was* going to make jam, eventually, but we needed the space in the freezer! I especially blame him that I just had more, when I'm still full...

So, I'm stuck at w@rk and everytime we think "this's deadly, let's go home" somebody else comes in!

I don't know how 2legs is organizing it but I wish he'd stop.

I blame 2legs for insomnia, 'merrcan crime TVshows and general ness.

I blame 2legs for the Black Death, Apartide, the Suez Canal Crisis, continued competition with original jaffa cakes, any time I've had sore testicles and region encoded dvds and games.

I blame 2legs for the stack of quilts and blankets that I need to put away, but can't, because there's a small cat asleep on the very top...

I blame 2legs for the laundry that steadfastly refuses to wash itself.

I blame 2legs for dvds that don't work and need to be exchanged--especially when it was a present for a 6-year-old. You big meanie, you

I blame 2legs for the bagpipes, for sleping dogs, for the mince pies teasing me and for my getting absolutely bladdered yesterday night/early hours, and my now being bladdered again, and for television being so absolutely awful

I blame 2legs for earache, lack of over the last few days and the sitting in various inappropriate places.

Notepad would also like to blame 2legs for earache, and for throwing up until I finally took her in and got some medicine

I blame 2legs for and Leopardess bullying poor Lynx. 2legs should know better than torment my poor little baby

Cold wind up on the fields, and the ground's frozen - makes it hard to walk where the cows have been, because it's all rough. I blame 2legs for the fact that nobody made cocoa while I was out...

How callous of them. Cocoa's on me tomorrow then.

I blame 2legs for the cracked sole on my boot that renders it useless for cold, wet or snowy weather.