h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the fact that I've not a clue when the inlaws will be arriving tomorrow.

I blame 2legs for them coming tomorrow.

I blame 2legs for me having mixed feelings about them coming tomorrow, despite the fact that they're coming to watch Faith so Tom and I can go away this weekend.

I blame 2legs for this being the first time we've gone overnight without her. (Though I went last weekend all by myself.)

I blame 2legs that I've no idea what day of the week the inlaws will be leaving next week...

I blame 2legs for the fact that I feel very restless

I blame 2legs for the BBC's online snooker coverage refusing to load.

I blame 2legs for the 'storey' I just read that a friend sent to me by Email

I blame 2legs for the amount of dishes we had to use to make tikka masala, rice and bhajees for tea.

I blame 2legs that it's supposed to rain this weekend in Yreka

I blame 2legs for the dead mouse I found in my compost bin(it was probably next doors killer cat that was the prime suspect)but I blame 2legs for that as well

i blame 2legs for the fact that my purse was stolen and that i have £30 to last me till next friday!

I blame 2legs for the ridiculously small amount of time I've spend on h2 lately.

I blame 2legs for the personality transplant my fridge has had (again) so that now it thinks it's a freezer.

I blame 2legs for me not being able to decide whether to go to town tomorrow or not.

I blame 2Legs for my being ill.
I blame 2Legs for getting used to not being at work because of I was ill.
I blame 2Legs for it being really difficult comming back to work after time off ill (still feeling a bit ill)

I blame 2legs for me having a day off tomorrow while it's REALLY good weather

I blame 2legs for being too relaxed about the job interview he has in an hours time, and consequently still being messing about on the net rather than doing the work he needs to do before the interview

I blame 2Legs for my cup of getting cold, and having to get another one. The effort

I blame 2Legs for not inventing a magic portable tea maker which involves no effort for any tea drinker.

I blame 2legs for the fifteen minutes till my interview about to drag out to an age during which time I cna't relaly get on and do anything useful I blame 2legs for 'work' and the necessity for people to have 'jobs' I blame 2legs for earwigs, catipilars and woodlice.

I blame 2Legs for the extinction of Trilobites

I blame 2legs for the extinction of the human race.

I blam 2legs for time travel.

I blame 2legs for veal and porcupines.

I blame 2Legs for sweat
I blame 2Legs for the colour yellow

I blame 2legs for making desicions on the 'feel' of them.

i blame 2legs for work