h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for me getting an interview next week, but them not telling me yet where or when it is so I can't book flights yet

Oh, and for the gap in Madonna's teeth, of course.

I blame him for badger badger badger badger badger bader badert badger bader bader badger badger badger badger bader badger badger badger bader badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger bader badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger I blame him for The Ocean Being The Ultimate Solution

I blame him for the jazz discharge party hats.

I blame him for Mrs. Pinki.

I blame 2legs for thing fish.

I blame 2legs for too much badgering and me going blind

I blame 2legs for my job being crap and my having to play Dragon Cout to stop myself dying of boredom.

I blame 2legs for my job probably being crap (I don't know as I've not offically got it yet) I blame 2legs for king kong.

I blame 2legs for obscene happenings, and me not being inovolved in them often enough
I blame 2legs for the shift key.

I blame 2legs for how much it stings when you get whacked on the inner thigh with a rubber sword.

I blame 2legs for the nauseating pain that results from taking a pod shot from a LARP-safe arrow.

I blame 2legs for the In Character pain that results from accidently stabbing the most powerful warrior of the Fae when playing Spinning Blindfold Knife Fighting.

I blame 2legs for my being such a nerd.

I blame 2legs for not getting dressed up in medievil costumes and self flagelating like all sensible people.

I blame 2legs for his still not having ordered the chainmail thong, chainmail shirt and PVC trousers.

I blame 2legs for whips paddles and chains.

I blame 2legs for bruises and cuts.

I blame 2legs for my not having achieved anything all day yet again

I blame 2legs for the fact that if you have enough patience you can buy the links from the Armchair Armoury and make your own chainmail.

I blame 2legs for that method being a hell of a lot cheaper than buying it ready made.

I blame 2legs for the fact I can't link directly the the Armchair Armoury lest I get modded.

Why not?

I blame 2legs for the price of pre made chainmial thongs (I think I'll buy the thong of chainmail, but having a go myself at making, say a chainmail 'shirt' could be kinda cool '

I blame 2legs for my gums hurting from the tooth extraction i was subjected to on monday!!!

I blame 2legs for radar devices.

I blame 2legs for me needing the loo.
I blame 2legs for my munchkin wanting to watch Stuart Little on the tv downstairs & not in her room.
I blame 2legs for both my munchkins having a cough.
I blame 2legs for me having to make a start on tea after i have been to the loo & washed my hands. of course!!!

I blame 2legs for lolo rosso, iceburg, romain curley, Chinese and all other types of lettuce.

I blame 2legs for taking the blame fo r all this stuff without having the decencie to come along to the thread and attempt to defend his pitiful soul.

I blame 2legs for microwaves,

I blame 2legs for radiowaves

I blame 2legs for Mixicanwaves.

I blame 2legs for my failure to have done anything much today.

I blame 2legs for disease, pestilence, famine and war.

I blame 2legs for crap software that comes with a mobile phone that cost a fortune and won't work, and means the mobile phone is entirely redundant and that I'm goin to have to do what I didn't want to do and fork out £400 plus instead

I blame 2legs for the trains always being late

I blame 2legs for the vast quantiteies of mail I seem to get from teh TV liciencing opeople.