h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for me knowing that Nabisco is the National Biscuit Company.

Aren't they still making Cigarettes? (RJR/Nabisco)

It's 2legs fault.

I blame 2legs for Ann Widdecombe still being a virgin.






Thankfully

I blame 2legs for making my computer take forever to log in!

I blame 2legs for postponing my business trip just when I have got it all planned!

I blame 2legs for the pain in my right shoulder!

I blame 2legs for not winning the lottery!

I blame 2legs for chipping my nail

I blame 2legs for making my leave my cd's at home

I blame 2legs for the price of my latte

I blame 2legs for my phone ringing incessantly

I blame 2legs for my going out last night at about 8 PM, and not getting back till 8 AM this mornign

I blame 2legs for having a party life while I have to go to childrens sports awards where there is no beer

I blame 2legs for it being weeks till the adults rugby awards where there will be lots of

I blame 2legs for the way I will feel the morning after

I blame 2legs for the smell of stale sick making you wwant to be sick all over again.

I blame 2legs for the chunks of chunder that get stuck in the nazal cavity and that have to be snorted, hacked and spat out hours later whe you feel better and make you feel all over again.

I blame 2legs for the gap in David Melors front teeth.

I blame 2legs for the gap in Jimmy Tarbuck's teeth.

I blame 2legs fo rthe gap in polititions brains.

I blame 2legs for the lack of missing teeth in political leaders mouths I blame 2legs for not actulaly drinking gallooongs and galoons of zoot zaing zippers.

I blame 2legs for that sentence making no sense whatsoever.

I blame 2legs fo rmy being so bored I'm going to have to go and do some work now

I blame 2legs for my being lonley

I blame 2legs for pub closing times.

I blame 2legs for 2legs.

I blame 2legs for the fact my lunch keeps repeating.

I blame 2legs' mum for 2legs

The BBC blames repeats on the popularity of the programmes themselves.

So dreadful youre lunch is probably popular with people hence it keeps repeating.

I know who I blame for the popularity of your lunch though

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That certainly explains a lot!

I blame 2legs for the BBC blaming repeats on popularity of the programmes themselves.

i blame 2legs for making my left earphone stop working!

I blame 2legs for the number '1'.

I blame 2legs for the bunny wabbits

I blame 2legs for pink, and blue fluffy things
I blame 2legs for badgerisms.

I blame 2legs for the hole in my shoe.

I blame 2legs for my white bickycle.

I blame 2legs for pipe smoking.

I blame 2legs for indescriminate oogling and canoogling. ,huh>

I blame 2legs for my memory.

I blame 2legs for everything

Everything? what, surely not including marmite ?
I blame 2legs for the devil having just come into my front room again, to take his pick of the best songs in my music collection, I do wish he wouldn't keep all the best songs for himself, I mean, I'm down to only a few albums left now, including barry mannalow, George Formby and the spice girls and its all 2legs's fault, if he'd not have signed that contract with the devil this would never have happened

I blame 2legs for butter.

yup even marmite

Well, in that case:::
I blame 2legs for vegimite

I blame him for my boredom. And the distinct lack of badgers around here