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The School of Scientists game

Post 201

Gnomon - time to move on

Lucifer, if you don't get your assignment in on time, there'll be hell to pay! And try and keep it neat, I'd the devil's own job reading the last one.


The School of Scientists game

Post 202

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

Right, Dmitri, I want your group to stack those tables - but weight 'till next period.


If you don't stop that spinning now Niels I'll put you into orbit.


The School of Scientists game

Post 203

Mrs Zen

One step at a time, Armstrong.


The School of Scientists game

Post 204

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

How do you predict when your hardboiled egg will be ready?

You use Boyle's Law.


The School of Scientists game

Post 205

ITIWBS

Fizzeau, carbonated water is Priestley's gag!


The School of Scientists game

Post 206

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Gregor Mendel was very proper in his garden. He minded his peas and cukes.


The School of Scientists game

Post 207

ITIWBS

The Paige typesetting machine was un-Edisonian.


The School of Scientists game

Post 208

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

I sometimes wonder who told Ben Franklin to fly a kite?


The School of Scientists game

Post 209

Gnomon - time to move on

Berners Lee! Leave that spider alone.


The School of Scientists game

Post 210

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

I offered a recipe for apple pie to Isaac Newton's wife.


The School of Scientists game

Post 211

ITIWBS

Schwartzschild, but it spins so!

It makes me dizzy!


The School of Scientists game

Post 212

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

When Rene needed water, he drilled a Dec-artesian well.


The School of Scientists game

Post 213

Gnomon - time to move on

Good scientist jokes, paulh, but not "school of scientists" jokes. The format is the teacher reprimanding the child who will later become a famous scientist or inventor.


The School of Scientists game

Post 214

Orcus

Put down those scissors leave your hair alone, Oppenheimer. You have become the destroyer of curls!


The School of Scientists game

Post 215

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Albert Einstein, you need to study your math more!


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