h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I get that warm feeling from gray suits
*prefers men with a toolbelt*

...or glasses and sideburns...but people already know that...

I can't explain the brown jackets at all...suit jackets...suede...leather (which is strange because I'm a vegetarian)...wool...I don't know...brown jackets...

I like to poke people. It gives me a feeling of satisfaction.

I have secretly enjoyed drinking WKD in the past.

Oh God, I'm so ashamed.

B

What's WKD? Is that like WD40?

Er...no. Although WD40 does taste quite nice.

WKD is an alcopop which effectively combines Irn Bru and vodka.

B

Oooh! Irn Bru and vodka...I wonder if I can still get Irn Bru down here. I must try!

ooooh! I meant to drink lots of blue WKD for my birthday! Bubble Gum alcohol baby!

What have I not told anyone? I worry that my brain is turning to fudge because I'm not using it. I'd quite like to go to an orgy

Maybe we could do an orgy-themed meet-up.

B

Do Penderel's Oak allow that sort of thing?! Yegads!

I doubt it. Weatherspoon's being anti-smoking, anti-music and anti-swearing, would almost certainly be anti-kinky sex as well.

It'd have to be an 'unofficial' meet, although I reckon we could probably persuade Mina to turn up.

B

Good lord, I'll keep me gob shut in future.

Well, although this thread was doubtless initiated to wheedly intimate information out of people, I think you've certainly opened up new areas of intimation.

B

Er...that's 'wheedle'.

Although wheedly is a much better word.

B

it is!

So is there a date set for that meet yet?

Thought you'd be here soon enough

I have a sixth sense about certain phrases

I am listening to "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" sung by the Beatles in German...a lot would think it sounds silly but I like it.

I hope everyone can take a dash of seriousness for a moment, but there's something I really want to say here while I have a chance. If you'd like to read something funny or clever, please move onto the next post.
There's one thing I've never told anyone else...

I go through my day pleasantly enough most of the time, but deep down I know that I have a lot of anger, and sometimes I can feel it well up and wash over me. Usually I can let it just flow though me and fade away, but sometimes it's almost too much to bear.

I feel angry that my family is a shell of its former self since my mother had cancer years ago. I'm angry that my job is such a dead-end right now. I'm angry that I feel alienated from most other people of my faith. I'm angry at the American government. I'm angry at the people on H2G2 who have torn up my country and faith, rightly or no. Other things too.

It's not like I feel this way very often, but I can feel it deep down, like a small river of frustration and agression flowing far beneath the surface which once in a while roars and threatens to overwhelm me without warning.

Thanks for listening.