h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Since Shade isn't here at present, I'll leap to his defence: he can spell 'thief', he just chooses not to. He's had to explain this about three hundred times now, so I'll save him the bother.

Kat - why on earth are you asking Footbacon to explain grammar? It's like asking a frog to explain particle physics.

'Stupidness'?

Omitting the apostrophe from 'can't' is an error of punctuation, not of grammar.

People, this is all getting a bit pedantic - can we please get back to some proper insults?

You're all gits. Each and every one of you, to the very core of your being. You smell, you look terrible, you're a complete shower.

Trin, we'd all be grateful if *you'd* take a complete shower, instead of ducking under it for a microsecond. (Backs away holding nose.)

RF

huh, RF, look who's talking. YOu're the one who runs from the sound of running water.

Funny - I assumed he was running from the sound of dribbling LeoAlpha. I know I am

you realizes you noobs(whatever the hay that is) have put 99+ mesages sence i left! you have alot of anger!!
cheers
ford

In the time it took Ford to type that, we posted 99 times!

RF

he also isn't aware that noob is newbie.

What?

Which idiot let the newbie in here?

Ford

Ford's a 'newbie'? Is that term commonly used of molluscs?

This particular Ford is such a neophyte that it doesn't appear to have occurred to her that someone might have used that name on a website created by DNA. It's really quite sad.

RF

This RF is such a moron that he hasn't yet realized that Ford is a guy's name.

*sniggers*

Leo's done it again people!!! No wonder he has such difficulties with girls!

And Kat is so pathetic she cant recognize a if one introduced herself. Then again, if she looks in the mirror to find out what a looks like... well, it's no wonder she doesn't know what a *real* looks like.

dang. I forgot, my computer censor's out the word g* irl.
I meant that if Kat doesn't realize that I'm a gi* irl, it's only becuase she's been looking in the mirror for an example.

by the way people....after every a insert "girl". Leo's computer is strange.

How come I manage to get so many girls then?

While I'm at it... I've got a few insults to hurl at my computer.
Cybersitter, actually. Dumb program is supposed to keep away the p* orn popups and emails, and instead it removed every word it thinks is *inapropriate*.
Like, my Per* son* al space now reads Pace, because we wouldn't want any P*e rsonal ads, right?
Yesterday I emailed myself one of my essays, (it was on one computer and I wanted to transfer it to the other, before anyone can send barbs about that,) about staying home when you're sick, and the sentence, "...a bowl of h* ot ch* icken soup" became "a bowl of ____ken soup."

I HATE this stupid program! Gonna have to get it removed or fixed.

Kat: after every *what*? my computer censored it out

YOu get so many s becuase they think you are a boy. simple.

something wrong, something wrong... my posts aren't showing up...
and Kat, after every WHAT- my computer censored it out.

i typed such a nice long insult at my computer... and it's gone...

Kat, you get g1rls because they think you are boy. You might consider shaving all that hair. Yes, the stuff on your chin too. 3 inches is too long for *any* beard.

every "a"

So explain the fact all the girls I get are gay then...

On a bynote have you noticed that everyone steps back when we get going...like some teenage war or something
And for the program thing...why not use a popup killer and erm...well how many evil emails do you get? I only get them on my hotmail and I only use that account for meesenger.

Damn it I've stopped being mean!