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Post 6381

fluffykerfuffle

smiley - space
oh ho ho Linus, and there's YOUR problem!

You're waiting for the Great Pumpkin!! smiley - pumpkin


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Post 6382

hellboundforjoy

Yeah, there may be a better place to wait for Nighthoover.


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Post 6383

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

Under the sofa, I'd imagine.


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Post 6384

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

I thought that was the one place were the Hoover never comes...? smiley - erm


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Post 6385

loonycat - run out of fizz

No, not even nighthoover would tackle the smiley - monster dust bunnies under there!


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Post 6386

Ivan the Terribly Average

But He has the power to vanquish the dust bunnies and the loess leopards, even unto the skirting-boards of doom..

smiley - zen n i g h t h o o v e r smiley - zen Preys bee. smiley - grovel


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Post 6387

fluffykerfuffle

smiley - space
smiley - geek Has the gender of n i g h t h o o v e r been established? smiley - ermsmiley - kiss


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Post 6388

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Or even the agenda?


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Post 6389

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Nighthoover transcends gender and gender roles. And rolls. smiley - zen


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Post 6390

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

nighthoover transcends all smiley - zen time smiley - zengender smiley - zen space smiley - zen dust smiley - zen faith smiley - zen sex smiley - zen fruit smiley - zen vegetables smiley - zen and tables and everything smiley - zen

I'm waitin for nighthoover in in the public toilet... hmmm.... well it is quite dusty and dirty in here smiley - tongueincheeksmiley - zen one day smiley - zen it is only but surely but a matter of time or redcurrent jam, before the hoovery one opens his dusty E-mail account and returns once more unto the site of his creation smiley - zensmiley - grovel lettuce redcurrent jelly.


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Post 6391

The Left Reverend Doktor Baron Grim

Maybe nighthoover judges the quality of dust and therefore a public toilet may not be the best place to wait, therefore I think I'll head over to the jewelry district. There's gold in that dust.


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Post 6392

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Somewhere with plenty of carpet and lax housekeeping would be best.

So... my house?


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Post 6393

The Left Reverend Doktor Baron Grim

I've got you beat... two dogs and a cat. Also, my carpet is really old and really cheap and the liner is nothing but particles now.


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Post 6394

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

So, waiting party at the Baron's house?

smiley - cake


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Post 6395

bunnyfrog

Annnd there be my cue.
I was hoping, nay praying that the transition would dry and wither you lot up like marshmallows in the sahara, but nay, thriving there be!
So, a return to fundamentals, as the nighthoover did, so should you,
QUIT!

(incidentally, there are a tribe of dysonites out there if you look)


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Post 6396

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

>>I was hoping, nay praying that the transition would dry and wither you lot up<<

Pffft. No you weren't. You enjoy this as much as the rest of us. smiley - nahnah


smiley - boing
And around and around we go!


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Post 6397

8584330

Why quit now? I'm on a roll!

smiley - rofl


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Post 6398

bunnyfrog

*makes vulgar commentary on HN's ability to roll due to rotundness or somesuch*

Hey look! A distraction!

*craftily inserts extra verse to holy writ, adding coffee stain so it looks authentic*

"And Lo Lettuce See What Whe Can Xee, Said The Hoov Of Darkness, Before Vanishing Into The Fundament And Up His Own Fundament Forever. Olive Branches, Verdigris And Muffin Tops Were Left Spoilt Across The Land And Dere Were Lots Wailing And Such"


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Post 6399

Deadangel - Still not dead, just!

It's nice to see sanity hasn't grabbed a foothold while I've been gone. smiley - winkeye


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Post 6400

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

sanitation is the way of the hoover... oh... you said sanity.... err...
*thinks*
errr....
*reaches for dictionary*
err...
*thinks*
Nope... still not a clue... here have some toasted lamb door handles, they're great with diced rabbit feet... smiley - bunnysmiley - ponysmiley - pandasmiley - sheepsmiley - zen lettuce spray smiley - zensmiley - zen for as it was so it was to as be that which it was to be in its being and everythign like whilst not thereby trascending necessarily that to which it did not yet could be in itself to be, which wasn't to say without necessarily undertaking that to which it didn't pertain on its own nature of be-ness in its own double transcended state of ness with its being and utter existance of self persistance in the eye of the storm with a toothbrush and a nozle attachment thriley so smiley - zensmiley - tomatosmiley - zen n i g h t h o o v e r n i g h t h o o v e r smiley - zen
*holds aloft the moustach of the hoff smiley - zen


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