A Conversation for Ask h2g2

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Post 5881

Baron Grim

My springs are quite clean. smiley - biggrin


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Post 5882

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Yea! we need clean springs... else how can we smiley - boingsmiley - boingsmiley - boingsmiley - boing all over the dusty floors smiley - yikes dusty floors? smiley - run


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Post 5883

Baron Grim

Speaking of smiley - boing springy things smiley - boing...

Where's bunnyfrog been hiding?

Maybe he quit? smiley - yikes


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Post 5884

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Oh no! not again! smiley - zen B u n n y f r o g smiley - boingsmiley - zen B u n n y f r o g smiley - zensmiley - boing B u n n y f r o g smiley - zensmiley - boing b u n n y f r o g smiley - boingsmiley - boingsmiley - boingsmiley - boingsmiley - boingsmiley - boingsmiley - boingsmiley - boingsmiley - zen hail the new prophet smiley - evilgrinsmiley - zen ugghhh I'm all covered in lettuce spray now smiley - doh wheres the cloth?


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Post 5885

Ivan the Terribly Average

The cloth? I used it to wipe the nontable a while ago... Not sure where it is now. I do hope smiley - zen n i g h t h o o v e r smiley - zen will show me where it lies. smiley - grovel Preys bee.


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Post 5886

Baron Grim

It was probably stolen by a swarm of flants! smiley - antsmiley - antsmiley - antsmiley - ant


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Post 5887

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*moves tthe table out of the way, revealing the n o n t a b l e * smiley - zen
Ahh here it is, in the n o n d r a w e r of t the N o n t a b l e smiley - zen
*takes cloth, removes lettuce spray smiley - zen

Where were we..... ahhh.
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smiley - zen
lettuce spray smiley - zen
Oh bluddy hell, I've lettuce juice all over my shirt again and [email protected] ment to be at the pub in a little while smiley - ale
*retrieves cloth from N o n d r a w e r of n o n t a b l e smiley - zen

*removes lettuce juice*

Hmm..... we seem to be encountering some kind of problem with the lettuce.... lettuce spray smiley - wahsmiley - zensmiley - dohsmiley - wahsmiley - doh

Turly trlury trulwy truley this must be a sing sgin sign smiley - zen
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Hmm... we've run out of lettuce...


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Post 5888

Milla, h2g2 Operations

*Dissects a smiley - burger for tiny flakes of lettuce*

*proffers lettuce to hight priest*smiley - grovel

smiley - towel


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Post 5889

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Yea! lettuce cook the burger on the most nighthooverly of cooking devices, the George Formby grill smiley - zen F o r m b y smiley - zensmiley - erm yea thriley so lettuce fhriley frible and smiley - boingsmiley - zen


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Post 5890

Baron Grim

smiley - roflsmiley - laughsmiley - rofl

Oooh, I wants one of them there George Formby grills. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 5891

Thatprat - With a new head/wall interface mechanism

I wouldn't bother, the ukelele tone that comes out every time you open it starts out OK, but it only plays a 10 second loop of "When I'm cleaning windows", so it gets irritating pretty quickly.

Mind you, I did buy mine from 2legs, and there were hints the warranty wasn't much use anymore. Like the stereo stapled to the lid.

He still hasn't visited to cure the 'slight electrocution' problem I've had with it from day one. I'm telling you, there's times I feel like getting in touch with Watchdog (Just after I've used the grill, strangely enough).


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Post 5892

fluffykerfuffle

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Post 5893

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I go burgering grilling, to earn an honest BoB, for a griling feller its an intersting job, oh when I'm grilling burgers smiley - musicalnote

Oo the warentee?; I think you've used the grill haven't you; in the small print use of the grill voids the warentee smiley - evilgrin
n g i e g o h r t g h e o f o o v r e m r b y smiley - zen


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Post 5894

Thatprat - With a new head/wall interface mechanism

No, I haven't used the grill. I've only got as far as plugging it in. THe "slight electrocution" prevents any further attempts at use.

The warranty doesn't say anything 'bout just plugging it in. Unless that was on the bit damaged in the 'slightly smaller than a VERY big fire incident'.

Well, I say damaged, I can't prove that. The kitchen still isn't structurally safe enough to go in and look for the rest of the warranty. I've got volumes 1 to 5 but 6 to 13 are still missing.


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Post 5895

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Its in vol 12:

Section 894, subsection 59 paragraph 12, in the second sentence
"all and any potential and actual intended or unintented damage to from by and resulting in or of use of this applience, in regards any and all opperational mechanisms can and will mostly when viewed alone or in part as oullined within all and any part herin can and does utterly void any warentee implied or indicated by any other clause, rendering all future, previous and current clauses void with voiding of warentee through use."

In the dot on the letter 'I' in the word void, containeds in the microdot the follwing text visible by use of the magnifiying glass:
"pluggin in of this device, switching on of this device, removal of this device from any or all of its packaging, or purchasing or ownership of this device voids all warentees either implicit or implied by this warentee manual, any future manual or any previous manual as related to this product."
smiley - geek
WJH?: had a look at the laundry, mostly dry.... Oughta go strip the bed and put the bedding on to wash now smiley - erm oh, and I emtpied my recycle bin, temp files, temp internet files, ran C-cleaner, uninstalled Avast and cleaned my registry up. Need to restart the puter, and then find an alternative to Avast as an antivirus program, it was pissing me off.


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Post 5896

Old Buffer

I came across this fascinating conversation via the h2 Jargon piece. I have not read the backlog (don't you just hate people who post that lame old excuse?), but I am now intrigued by nighthoover. It seems to me that the two posts may contain a message to all mankind, and we've just overlooked it. For example have you noticed that there were 12 words and 2 numbers?

Numbers 2, 12 words.

If only I had a copy of the King James bible I could tell you what Numbers verse 2, first twelve words tell us - but I don't, so I can't.

I may cancel this posting, or I may post once more and then cancel myself. I fear that tonight I will dream of a giant rubber (eraser for US researchers) that cancels my Life entry from the Universe and Everything.


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Post 5897

taliesin

Num. 2 (first 12 words): And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying, Every man

smiley - erm


Or, how about, Num. 2:12 And those which pitch by him shall be the tribe of Simeon: and the captain of the children of Simeon shall be Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai.

smiley - erm

Verse 12 *could* be about a cricket match...

Nope, sorry nothing about nighthoover (bbuhhnn)

smiley - cheers


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Post 5898

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - wow
"the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying, Every man"
So, from this we can tell that the One Ture BoB, the lord, spoke unto Moses, and some geezer called Aaron, and told them 'every man'.

nighthoover, everyman.
the prophet for the people smiley - zen all hail the mighty every man's prophet the prophet nighthoover, saviour of the universe and cleaner of the really hard to reach palces that get missed smiley - zen


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Post 5899

taliesin

smiley - groan

You've been hanging around the godder threads again, haven't you 2legs? smiley - cross

smiley - winkeye


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Post 5900

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Infamy! infamy! they've all got it infamy! smiley - biggrin Moi? in those* other* threads naaa.... well, maybe just a bit... just checking out the so-called competition smiley - biggrinsmiley - sadface : I'm sad to have to report that at the moment they're outdoing us on their insanity level smiley - wahsmiley - biggrin

Lettuce build a tower of dust smiley - zen


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