h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*holds up his aubergine for inspection.
Now thats what I call normal.
Watch this:::

WOW..did you see what he did with that aubergine... He turned it into and eggplant!

Taht was GRIFTY!

Everything is grifty
we are the nighthoover few
every is grifty ka ka ka rapatue zut zoing rikata basoo!

Im going to ask you lot once again, because I need something to do.
STop spouting nonsense! That really has nothing to do with any sort of Nighthooveresque teaching real or imagined.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Absolutely... Shame is a vital part of any good religion. Duly noted.

Shame mode on.

Cryptic worm shaking by
Same Shame Sane
Soon Some Son
Shear Shake Shiver

N I G H T H O O V E R

We should probably feel guilty as well... Anyone for a nice heaping bowl of guilt and a side of shame?

yea grifty shame grifty guilt grifty shicken onion lek stew~!

Self flagelation thats what's needed. Give yourself at least a pound of those little beans, boiled and dresed with garlic and olive oil and thrilily thowst will emulate the great one and the sound of nighthoovering was heard across the lands and a mighty fog and stench arose from the peoples..............................

Yea and so we addeth the potatos carrots and broccholli and collyflower oh yea

*Takes Bunnyfrog aside for a moment* Listen, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but this is a rather silly thread... been so from the beginning, if you have a look at the backlog. That's just the way it is. Why don't you go to the start, read a few hunderd posts and go outsane? It's fun!

if we really do bother you the way we are... you could always find some followers and form your own denomination of this religion.

OH! that would be fun! but... i donno... I like this... i could use a minority religion besides muslem
cheers
ford

If he needs a stage I have a few. What's he like on a twenty?

bunnyfrog, if you really want to DO something, go back to the first page of this thread and yikes a nighthoover post. In the explaination tell the Miety Won wot's wot and how we'd sorta like them to come back. You can throw in some Bobisms too if you think that will help.... The Powers That Be will be obligated to email the yikes to the Non-spiritual Worldly Net Address of He Who We Speak Of In Hushed Tones. If the old blighter (I use the traditional European view of dietys here) deigns to answer we might actually Speak To The Infinite, although I doubt (much like Christianity's boss) that He (or he) is much interested in what goes on amoungst his followers.

In any case,

Preys B!

Speaking for the radishal faction of the cult (oi who asked you) non-believers should be stoned or at least a little p*ssed. I recommend a stiff G&T four times a day until it clears up.......................

I was wondering what all these radishes were doing behind eht bar.

Trhiley unto the grifty hoover and thriley our shame of guilt in our presence of thirly smilkyness and non grifty tomato plants in a greenhouse, rendering unspeakable spikes and chains, often mistaken mushroom development radical therum dictates, flagulation qurat et demonstrandum, et pineapple juice thrily smilks the unbelievers oh yea thrily so, yet mhrilnent and mhrily us as i is to it, it sees as it is to i and i as it to it is as i to i

May you grow in peas

Grifty be the organic spring onion that with organic babycorn oyster mushroom celery and beansprouts dost make the stir fry