h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

awwww for that as i'll give it a go.

High Oh woow woh Nighthoover, nighthoovverrr, we know how to use it High

Yet another is drawn in to the myth, legend and phenomina that is nighthoover, the devine being prophet, and hoopie all round nighthoovering thing whatsit oh yea, and,
did your path of enlightenment to the beginning of this thread, and some might even say, the beginning of that thing that preceded time itself give unto ye the foresight, indepth realisation and understanding of this the thing sso great that the name nighthoover can only indicate the true parady that may lurketh inside us all in those damp dark places where the dust dost collect? Lettuce spry mrrly breetherin n i g h t h o o v e r

lettuce spry indeed and be merrly with our oh yeas as we do so thus Still no sign of nighthoover over here BTW I'm not giving up looking quite yet though anyone got a photo or something so we know wat 2 look 4?

Never give up looking oh followers of the way of the nighthoover a photo? of the prophet *shakes head lettuce spry oh yea, a thousand yea's with a thousand yea for them and apon them a thousand more

no i'm still none the wiser why you all worship at the alter that is nighthoover even thought i read the begining of this thread

Count Zero has captured the essence of the miracle that is the message of nighthoover.

>> There is no greater than to create oneself only to deny one's existence. <<

For yes, out of the infinite black void cameth the nighthoover and, upon seeing who and what we are, so great was his desire to return to the dark infincy, that he sucketh upon his all-thumbs and 'womb!' he was gone again.


~jwf~ (I'm not really here either.)

Oh sacred Nighthoover hides now in the dark, but we will follow him, til we find us a tart to the tune of ho baby lord jesus da da da dum dum

I think you have to read the entire thread to get the gist of the greatness that it is that it is that it is that we pay reverence to oh yea, lettuce spry to the mightyness of the great nighthoover

oh yea and it is a good long read as it is a good read and a very long read but the reading is good and it is , oh yea is it but that's why we love it so. read it and you will srpy mrrhly oh yea and your spleling and pucnttuation will go whoopsey adn it will be good. for one must never backspace on this thread.
lettuce spray

Count Zero

Oh, yea. it be and, oh. yea there be,., many a misplaced. ','!, and it be good.! it be all as goodeth as those spelethiest of spelithing mistakes that dost adorn the thread of the one true son of the one true Bob, nighthoover; ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature oh yea, mrrly lettit be so n i g h t h o o v e r lettuce drink and supeth mightly on the fermented vegetable products as is is the nighthooverly and most nighthooverable ways before the dispaching of the dust in teh nighthooverly house

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So, dear child, have you taken unto the nighthoover and the nighthooverly ways? n i g h t h o o v e r

erm not sure what the ways of the nighthoover is but what the hey i'll give it a go

Yea! and a thousand yea's The 'ways of the nighthoover' are, well, only use thi hoover at night, and well, be nighthooverable and nighthooverly and talk on in such a way as we here do on the nature and greatness of nighthoover lettuce spry mrrly for the new child within the nighthoover fold n i g h t h o o v e r

lettuce spry oh nighthoover i worship at thine alter show this poor deluded child they way that is nighthoover so i may become one with thee and the ways of the nighthoover

And there was much rejoicing and partaking ov vegetable beverages and other liquids and dancing and stirring up of the dust aroudn the sofa fringe and the skirtyng boards and the wainscotting and such which is since it will be hoovered in the night.

Count Zero

mrrrrly i thee dance and rejoice with my fellow nighthoover brothers and sister for the way of the nighthoover is good.

Oh yea a thousand yeas and mucho improper punctueation as well?"! and lettuce spry mrrly and that we may not be taken from our straight pth by those that do not understandable the nighthoover and the ways there of Rejoice! Rejoice! Rejoice! n i g h t h o o v e r

The way of the Nighthoover is Goo...