h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, to show that you need to get a bit close to them first

Ah, you didn't specify thus. Try one or more of the following: Deep-gazing eyes, a bright smile, an encyclopedic knowledge of Shakespeare's sexier passages, roses, interesting conversation, respectful listening, and bulging pectoral muscles.

But you should probably get a lady's confirmation on this first.

Please, Xanatic, no bodybuilding! Or armies. Just bring up one of the subjects you're discussing on h2g2, and you'll sound interesting. Poetry's nice too, but only if you're good at it- failing that, quote.

I found one a long long time ago. Havn't been able to get rid of her since. Wouldn't if you paid me. I was sitting in a shop doorway and she just walked past!

altogether now:
Aaaaaaaah! How nice.

Ah, this sounds like one of those marriage things I've heard so much about. I never did go in for that. Maybe that's why I'm often stuck alone. Oh well.

Hey, I've decided I can do without marriage. No disrespect to those who like it, it's just not for me. (Although I am young and rash, so perhaps I'm mistaken. Still- to men, a collar seems more binding than a ring... )

{Robin}

my mind suddenly went blank. i'll return when i can remember the exciting things i was going to say

Know the feeling Robin. That often happens to me in the presence of girls

Just tell her how beautiful she is, and let the adjectives flow out of you. You can't go wrong, and it will facilitate other things flowing out of you later on.

They're not very broad-minded where Tefkat lives.
If she went around telling girls how beautiful they were she would probably get locked up (or beaten up...)

Besides I'm shy

Greetings .
They say Cold Turkey can be quite nutritious.

But not every day

Variety is the spice of life you know

Forgive me, I wrote that based on inaccurate assumptions from the previous post.
This old brain is getting stiff.

It's not the brain that needs to be stiff Corrie

No need to worry about that, love. Just bark an order and the soldier stands at attention.

Miaow