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Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 1

Corinth

Any ideas?


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 2

a girl called Ben

Well, lots of us are nice, and lots of us are friendly...

...oh, you want both at once?

Hmmmmmm.

***B


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 3

Pink Paisley

Me me me me ......... Oh sorry, girls!

PP


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 4

Corinth

Nice, friendly, and accomodating would be best, really...


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 5

Pink Paisley

Nice friendly girls that run hotels then.

PP


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 6

Corinth

I don't mean to denigrate anyone, and there's nothing wrong with anyone's profession as long as they practice it of their own accord, but that's not exactly the sort of girl I'm looking for.
I would just like the sort of lass who would serve a fellow a glass of armagnac, massage his feet so tired from wandring, and indulge his fancies.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 7

Pink Paisley

How about settling for the following:-

1. Mortgage
2. Hair loss.
3. University fees.
4. A week in Bridlington once a year.

Thought not.

PP


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 8

Corinth

No that wouldn't suit me at all.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 9

The Apathetic

Then, bluntly phrased, you're screwed.

Welcome to humanity.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 10

Corinth

I'm afraid I fail to see what mr.pinkpaisleys list has to do with nice girls.
I've been a registered member of humanity since time immemorial. It is for this reason that I am seeking a nice young lady to take me away from the remembrance of it.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 11

a girl called Ben

I just want to be clear, now.

You want a nice young lady to make you forget you are human?

What DO you want her to make you think you are?

not nice, not young, not a lady, but
a girl called Ben


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 12

The Apathetic

It's nice to see that this site attracts a fine level of cynicism.

Now I know I'm in the right place after all.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 13

Xanatic

It seems you were born 50 years to late if you´re looking for a girl to serve your every need. But you could of course pay her.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 14

a girl called Ben

Oh, I don't know.

Serving someone's every need can be highly entertaining - especially when you stop.

***B


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 15

Corinth

Ah, to forget I am human, what bliss that would be! What a weight lifted from my shoulders, freed from all pretense at humanity! I want her to make me think I am cared for, that there is no need to worry, and that if I get the odd hankering, there's no need to worry about that either.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 16

a girl called Ben

Hankering, eh?

But what do you want to be INSTEAD of being human? I mean, are we talking about dolphins here, or items of furniture, or godhead?

You need to give a clear specification...

***B


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 17

The Apathetic

And speaking of specifics, does the question mean (as it states)"nice friendly girls" or rather (as is implied) "a Dickensian housewife"?


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 18

Corinth

Why must I be anything other than a happy embodiment of bliss, which is what I inevitably become when in the company of a lass.
I don't want a slave. Just someone compassionate and caring. With long firm legs.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 19

a girl called Ben

The embodiment of bliss?

Have you tried meditation?

***B


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 20

Corinth

Meditation, transcendental philosopy, buddhism, psychotropic drugs, I've tried them all in my day. But nothing beats the caress of a soft hand...


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