A Conversation for Ask h2g2

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Post 2101

Saturnine

That truly IS useless..!


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Post 2102

beanfoto

Hooo!
You've made my celery go all limp now!


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Post 2103

Saturnine

Apologies...don't care though...


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Post 2104

Saturnine

Ooh. Sorry. That came out rather harsh...


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Post 2105

beanfoto

Accepted.
But my celery's still limp tho'...


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Post 2106

Zantic - Who is this woman??

The celery thing don't work if you'ce cooked it though..much to my dismay as I only like the stuff cooked. But it is true. Celery being mostly water and fibre...

It's the first of December.....


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Post 2107

Saturnine

Hooray!!! Only 30 days left of this sodding year!!!

Roll on financial stability!


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Post 2108

beanfoto

Financial stability is only possible if :-
You opt out of the Consumer Society, or
you opt out of the Consumer Society.


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Post 2109

beanfoto

I like my celery raw, but they use a rather basic, human produced fertiliser here...


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Post 2110

Mauritania

Where's here?


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Post 2111

Saturnine

Here is...

smiley - zen n i g h t h o o v e r smiley - zen


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Post 2112

Z Phantom

fred and willma flintstone were the first couple to be shown in bed together on british TV.


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Post 2113

beanfoto

"Here" is China, where the oral language makes no differentation between the sexes, but the written language does.
( This information may be useful to students of the Chinese language, and TEFL teachers teaching in China/ teaching Chinese students).


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Post 2114

Mauritania

Mandrin or Satsuma chinese!!!


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Post 2115

Saturnine

*drools at the thought of Oriental boys*

smiley - run


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Post 2116

beanfoto

Putonhua( Mandarin), oral.
The written language is the same For all Chinese dialects.

Satsuma, isn't that just another orange?


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Post 2117

beanfoto

Most Chinese girls here would prefer a Western boyfriend, ( apparently we're kinder, more cons\siderate and less...basic in our approach to women)
As this information is very useful to me, I will now disappear in a puff of smoke!


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Post 2118

beanfoto

Pooof!
( sounds of coughing gradually getting fainter, stage left...)


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Post 2119

BobTheFarmer

So someone tell me where to go where the women want half-chinese males with western attitudes...


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Post 2120

beanfoto

China?


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