h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did you know that "Mashed Potatoes" is made from potatoes that are mashed?

Disqualified for being actually quite a useful bit of info...

Mashed potato was also the name of a dance...

I like my mash with butter and gravy..

Safe sex is not sex whilst wearing a lifejacket!

Muchos Apolgios for the useful information although I'm not sure how useful it is.

How about this? In Fraggle Rock, the scenes in "Outer Space" involving Doc and Sprocket were usually filmed locally in the country where the programme was being shown. That's why in the UK Fulton Mackay played Doc eventhough it was an American programme. In Ireland we had the American version and Doc was an American actor named Jerome Christian.

I am feeling voracious... the men of a certain pub in Soho better watch out tonight.

Some people may not know that mashed potato is, in fact, potatos that are mashed...therefor useful info...

The person who is sniffing in my office is REALLY getting on my nerves...

Their nose is runny and they think its funny but its really (S)not.

Cats are usually born with worms passed on by the Mummy cat.

In China, It's a popularly held belief that raising your right trouser leg, ( or turn up, if you have them), by 6 inches will effectively help you cool down...
Isn't it embarrassing having someone sniffing in your orifice?
Oh, office, I see!

In England, it is a popular held belief that gold jewellery is classy...

I used tio believe that, but I'm better now...

Ah, well then you deserve much respect and a prize! What would you like?

An electronic dictionary that, when a girl over here says she's busy, will show you what she really means...
Hopefully, it will not be " Goodbye, and Thanks for All the Fish!"

How about a general women translator? Now I would kill for such a device.

They all expect us to be bloddy mindreaders!!!

I think it's obvious they do!!!

What do you mean by that?

What do YOU mean by that?

So yesterday, ( SHE'S NOT A STUDENT), ( sorry about that, it's for the thought police...), asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend. She said " We'll not talk about that" , but went all giggly/touchy.
This woman translator better be good.
The one for men will be much simpler girls, you'll just need to enter," what's he really after?"
May I recommend the Celibacy forum to you?
At least to those eligible...

Pah! At least us men have the decency to only want one thing. None of this fiffy-faffying around us!