h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm still stuffed from my soup... but I'll give it a go what have you got?
WJH?; everyone went and stupid on twitter when they noticed they had no followers and were following no one... (somethign playing up with the twitter website me thinks)

WJH

server too busy

It *could* be that...or else Twitter's become an anarchist collective!

2legs: I have got some gazpacho and finely chopped salad garnishes, plus bread

Some pasta salad, some smoked salmon and some avocado and goats cheese


some toasted almond turron


and me!

On the balcony? soft sounds of waves breaking on the shore?

oh I forgot the drinks


you name it... etc

Hey, seducing 2legs is cheating. It's far too easy!

I know, but Amy has got first dibs on him. I am just teasing

You mean 2legs has to be *seduced*? I thought all you had to do was be in the same town...

but neither Amy nor I are in the same town. Nor even the same country. That is exactly the problem.

do you have a pulse?????

thats good enough for 2legs

Thanks taff


Where can I buy ??

Pulse? overrated in most cases

Ooo keep the pasta salad, some smoked salmon and some avocado and goats cheese on hold, that sounds particularly to me at the moment mmm... get the booze chilled... give me five or so hours I'll be there

Who's been spreading these malishus rumours that I'm 'easy' anyhow?
errr....
did I say 'rumour'....
I think I might have ment 'truth'...
I come with my own just like many.... toys come with their own batterys

WJH?: mixing this tune... still* Just about finished I reckon... finally... I'm getting fed up with it Think I'll have some toast in a bit

WJH: On Monday, I re-drew my CV and posted it out. When I say 're-drew'...I kind of threw the rule book out the window largely just for fun. The result was chatty, conversational, and if the truth be told, a little bit insane. But I just sent it out for the crack.

But now they want to interview me and have spent the best part of an hour on the phone to me. I'm not sure whether the moral is "it pays to stand out", or "Nutters always prosper".

I've just learned that I'm going to have to get a new boiler costing over a grand. Ouch.

Ouch. I could lend you a kettle instead...

That's great news KB, obviously your individuality will be your asset


Ouch too about the boiler Bea . .

WJH: put the coffee machine on, read few emails, talked on Skype,
defriended someone on FB Just the usual. . .

Ouch about the boiler too

about the CV... maybe I oughta try that

WJH?: got up .... dressed, visited bathroom
Came down... coffee, cigarette, coffee.... no coffee left put laundry on checked E-mails deleted E-Mails Hungry this morning... but have to wait until lunch

Quote.."I've just learned that I'm going to have to get a new boiler costing over a grand. Ouch."

We have just had one installed along with new radiators, thanks to those very kind folk from SSAFA (a charity that helps out Ex-service folk)and what a difference it has made to our lives, especially for Mk2 with her health problems.

We really appreciate what they have done for us, God bless them

Smudger.

SSAFA and RAFBF Smudger!

Top Bananas both of 'em!!!!



GT

WJH: Didn't go to bed because that car alarm is still going off.

At what point is a civic-minded person entitled to disable it with a shovel?