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Must... Kill... Something....

Post 1

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

Anything.....



YOU! smiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - monster


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Post 2

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

[holds up mirror]

smiley - run


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Post 3

Superfrenchie

Phew, that was close !

And today, kids, we learnt to always hide behind paulh.
smiley - evilgrin


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Post 4

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

*There's a sudden tap on Superfrenchie's shoulder.*

smiley - monster


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Post 5

Superfrenchie

Pah, I fear nothing, I have chocolate, and that will tame the wildest monsters!
smiley - chocsmiley - cake?


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Post 6

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

Is it time to bring out the garlic again? smiley - bat

(Takes silver chainmail from walk-in closet)


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Post 7

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

[Drinks Coors light, a..a. the silver bullet]


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Post 8

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

(Sharpens claymore on edge of desktop computer)


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Post 9

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I've killed two or three mice lately, but it would have been so much nicer if they had reasonably accepted my instructions to leave my house. I've told them, every day for months, that they really should leave.


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Post 10

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

In our old house we used to catch (=kill) a mouse a day during the winter season. Some ecaped though. We once found just a tail. Another mouse approached the trap from the other side and got launched (slid over the slippery floor for 2 metres before running away again).


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Post 11

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I think all my mice have either died or left. It's nice and quiet here, and I don't find their droppings any more.


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