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Post 17141

logicus tracticus philosophicus

A bloke goes into a Welsh pub and asks for a gin and tonic.
All the pub falls silent, then the landlord says "Where are you from boyo, you sound English"?
"Er, I'm from Bristol actually" he replies nervously.
"Bristol you say, and what do you do in Bristol, look you"? says the Landlord
"I'm a Taxidermist" says the man
"Taxi.... what"? says the Landlord, "is that something to do with transport boyo?
The man says "No I stuff and mount animals"
The landlord shouts "It's OK lads, he's one of us"!..

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Post 17142

clzoomer- a bit woobly

I'm sure wherever my father is, he's looking down on us.

He's not dead, just very condescending.

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Post 17143

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Q: What is The Flash’s favourite TV cartoon series?
A: Speed Racer.

Q: What did Luke Skywalker say to the Flash?
A: May the speed force be with you.

Q: Why was Bart Allen’s mam always upset with him?
A: He kept forgetting to flash the toilet.

Q: What is the Flash’s favourite type of flower?
A: The Iris.

Q: What did Barry Allen always remember to bring on camping trips?
A: His Flash light (Torch).

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Post 17144

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

He used bad language on a tour o new York.

The Statue of Liberty said, "have they torch you nothing?"

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Post 17145

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

From a church bulletin: "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring you husbands."

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