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Post 17121

Paigetheoracle

"Don't you think the world's most famous pop group have an appropriate name?"
"What pop group?"
"The Beat-alls"


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Post 17122

Paigetheoracle

I had a bet with a friend that Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle wasn't that uncertain, so set up an experiment to prove it. We argued for hours about what we'd find. Then when we opened the box. I of course won because the cat had suffocated to death


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Post 17124

hammondorgan

I've always been musical, but just recently I've been getting an irresistible urge to sin the Lion Sleeps Tonight, can't resist it, it's only a whim away.


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Post 17125

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

If the lion is king of the forest, does that make it his reignforest?


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Post 17126

Is mise Duncan

Apparently you can hear the blood flowing in your veins,
but only if you listen varicosely.


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Post 17127

Recumbentman

Ba doom tish! smiley - drumroll

While I'm here I'd better post a whimsy:

What did George Frideric's son say?

Handel's m'sire.


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Post 17128

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Someone asked Handel to set the Water music to lyrics and arrange it for a chorus on a galley. It would be an oaratorio.


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Post 17129

Is mise Duncan

I went up to Belfast and visited the Titanic exhibition to see how it was built.
It was riveting.


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Post 17130

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Did the fast food shops there sell souvenirs of the iceberg, putting chunks of it between two loaves of bread and calling them iceburgers?


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