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paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Bambi had been sick for a while. Doctors replaced an auricle and a ventricle, after which Bambi made a halfharted recovery.


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When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "uckFign brilliant!" Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order. Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene............


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paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

"Do you like Kipling?"

"I don't know. I've never kipled."


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paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

George Burns used to say, "I'm glad I'm here. At my age, I'm glad to be anywhere."


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