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Santragenius V

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
"We missed the R!
We missed the R!
We missed the R!"
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was..
CELEBRATE"


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Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Q. Why do cows gaze at the night sky?
A. To look for the Milky Way.


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logicus tracticus philosophicus

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”


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paulh, planting seeds on my windowsill

What's the difference between a cabbage and a camel?

I don't know.

Remind me not to send you to the store to buy cabbages.


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paulh, planting seeds on my windowsill


"President Roland Krunk and his wife are here tonight."

"But she's a giant toad."

"She crossed over from the 12th Dimension. Ony toads can survive there."

"Yikes! She just ate a lobbyist!"

"Toads get hungry."

"What's stopping her from eating Krunk?"

"Indigestion."


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