h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As I'm going out in about fifteen minutes, and won't probably be able to get any lunch, I broke my normal routeen and had breckfast:
I toasted four crumpets.
I buttered each.
One had as a topping a slice of organic Suffolk Smoked ham the second had a couple small slices organic Cornish Brie the final two had low fat onion and chive cottage cheese on. I'm not used to eating this early in the day Oh, had a couple cups strong black coffee and a couple cigarettes too Must go get dressed now and await taxi and try to think what on earth I'm going to say in this presentation thinggy I'm ment to be giving at a local society today

Weebix x 2

Mugs of tea

Lunch

Wheatbran flakes

Weetabix x 2 milk and sugar

Mug of tea milk no sugar.

as /\ above

two bits of toast with butter, pint of milk, glass of cranberry juice!

Brown bread toast with 'Can't beleive it's not butter' mararine.

Mug of tea, semi skimmed milk, no suger.

Alpen bar

Mug of tea, semi skimmed milk, no sugar

2 butter on toast and cranberry juice

Starbucks Iced Frappacino w/ chocolate/butter marbled poundcake. Can feel the calories all the way down to my toes, but whoo hoo! I've got energy.

2 eggs scrambled, 2 slices of Summer Saugage, 4 pieces of toast with butter, and a mug of tea (Earl Gray, sweeten with honey)

Weebix x 2

Mugs of tea

Mug of tea.

:^)

Just coffee, I don't usually have breakfast

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Toast and marmite, a mug of tea, semi skimmed milk, no suger.

I know breakfast is supposed to be the most important meal of the day but coffee usually gets me through the morning. In fact, I'm not awake till I've drank my coffee

LOL