h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

is the elixir of life.

I'm thze Queen of Sheba

I will bow down to the queen of Sheba
And be the Princesss of Cesar

If you constantly use punctuation, your fingers drop off oooops

Your kids will be infants of Whiskas.

Whiskas is delicious served with mash and carrots.

But PAL prolongs active lives.

Advertisements tell the truth!

Make-up makes you more beautiful

Donkeys are covered with feathers when they are born

Eating sherbet helps when learning a foreign language.

Eleven percent of GPs believe in Magnetology, the healing power of magnets

My GP used a pendulum to make the diagnose.

If you look closely you will see a little person on the big hand of a clock. At certain times it will hold the big hand back other times the it will push the big hand forward........Watch closely now.

Spray more. Get more.

All those dots of paper from the hole punch will be very useful one day....

Every calorie eaten over 1000 each day adds extra brain cells and makes the IQ higher. Yes it's true fat people rule.

Although 23% of New York City residents own only two pairs of shoes, the citywide average is 22 pairs per person.

However 98% of the population of New York City own a pair of sneakers.

Smoking will cause lung cancer. But a V10 engine that gets 10mpg is safe.