h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cockerspaniel?

Has anyone seen a chiuahua going at it with a St. Bernard?

Nope, but SouthPark will show elephants making love to pigs anytime.

Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck!

Or Satan and Saddam!

All I can say Monsy is:
ooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOH ad infinitum

Whatever it is you're doing, please continue!

*blush* hehe!! glad you are enjoying yourself Wowbagger this is my special technique used to relax EVERY inch of a tired body
*reaches for a bit more scented oil and begins heating it just a touch so as not to freeze poor Wowbagger*
monsy

[stares off toward a trash barrel, behind which Zippy and Sheba have crawled]

Now what ARE those two up to!?

Hey monsy, when you are done over there???????

}I detect a big amount of emotion from a Raichu and a Clefable.{

Sorry Marv, but I think I might be with Monsy for some time

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooh

*jots Marv down in her calander as next on the list*
ok Wowbagger, this may tickle a little around the edges
*begins to roll wowbagger over so she can get to the other side*
monsy

[looks around, feeling lost]

}YK, I know how you feel. At least there's other beings of YOUR species here.{

Doesn't make it QUITE that easier.

}You don't have to unload it on me, either.{

Hmmmmm *snicker snicker*
What scent is that massage oil Monsy?

Sorry, Mewtwo. I didn't mean it like that.

[Very abruptly, all scenes relevant to YK and Mewtwo show them sitting in rocking chairs in front of a "redneck"-style ranch, each wearing overalls and plaid shirts (Yes, Mewtwo as well), with Mew playing with a ball of string in the background]

It's just, I've never really had a /true/ companion around here. Zippy's feelings got hurt by Zaphod in another forum, and now he stays in his Poké Ball, occasionally with Sheba. And there's also a Pikachu Poké Doll, which is just as bad, only worse.

[stares a moment] }I had no idea you felt this way, YK.{

Yes. And /you/ have Mew to hang around with. Me, I have whoever happens by at the moment. Which isn't very many.