h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A snazzy name, yes, very snazzy. Nice story, too, but I believe you stole it from your wife. Sounds like a very interesting lady. Snazzy lady to go with the snazzy name. From here I think you should begin to publicize your memiors. Write a few thoughts from day to day. I'm sure they'll be read.

Don't hide from me, Evolin. But just because you insist, I'll be sure to return your story to you and someday, somehow, I'll be just as snazzy as you.

I surely will not hide, afterall, where would you be without me? But most of all, I write this reply in order to inform you that something rightfully stolen should be kept, and I refuse to take it back. It is a matter of pride and honour. (Afterall, now I will have my writings on two pages instead of one). But do not fear, my dear husband, you are very close to being just as snazzy as I.

Perhaps I have foiled you, dear. I rewrote what I rightfully stole, as it is now my own work, but have kept the spirit of your words alive, I believe. I do not think that will damage your pride and honour, do you?