h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There - it would seem - are three Steve's. Or three Terran's if you use my username to refer to me. According to my girlfriend at least .

Hopefully normal Steve is the preferred option. I'm just recalling a conversation I was having with my girlfriend the other night. Apparently she had a dream were I had lied to her about having children. I assure you dear reader, I have no children. However "Dream" Steve has 4 children. And apparently he had lied to the dream version of my girlfriend. Curiously, she was apparenly "mad" at me for day - not that I knew about this - being the somewhat innocent "Normal" Steve. This is taken completely in jest of course.

But it is fascinating that there are different interpretations of me. As the conversation continued we talked about the drunk versions of ourselves. My girlfriend has yet to see the "drunk" version of myself. Though I'm told he's quite funny. And also the drunk version of my girlfriend is quite fun. So a bizzare conversation insued about "Drunk" Steve meeting the "drunk" version of my girlfriend. Apparently this would just be a haze of drunkeness. lol.

So there is regular old me, dream me and drunk me! I hope theres no other versions of me running around behind my back

I think the drunk version of me is hilarious. That's part of the problem, I think. 'Normal' Rich appears relatively infrequently.