A Conversation for Venus Fly Traps

Carnivourous Vegetables

Post 21

Arch Angel

How exactly would one plant such vegitation?
This is not just an idile question, I actually have a 8ft tall man eating plant with the killer instinct of a Microsoft lawyer and the looks of a distant member of the Royal family and I'm currently too scared to venture into my living room.


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Post 22

DikMik

So this 8ft tall man is a vegetarian then. Eats plants eh!


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Post 23

Bluebottle

That's because we're the best in the businezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anyone seen "The Fly"????


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Post 24

Bluebottle

Scifibloke (U43536) is convinced that Trees are stalking him. Can this be true, and if so, what can he do about it???
Are there more to vegetables than meets the eye?


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Post 25

Ravne

Seeing as how vft die almost instantaneously upon receiving normal food has anyone tried givng thm drugs or the like to... encourage growth? Seeing as how homo sapiens react oddly to them vft should love you for it, either that or grow to the size of a small refigerator and bite your leg off, either way keep me informed if you do. Mine died by a bad case of grasshoperitis.


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Post 26

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

I did once come downstairs in the night to find all my flytraps sitting round playing poker and smoking something which smelt funny.


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Post 27

Ravne

it might be a good idea to keep some jasmine incense onhand if they do it again...


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Post 28

Bluebottle

Or a camera...


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Post 29

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

I tried once, but they complained.


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Post 30

Bluebottle

Perhaps cameras get in the way of photo-synthesis. smiley - tongueout


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Post 31

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Possibly. I suppose I should try and find out which angle they prefer.


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