h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you wish to enter the Bikini Competition, say so here:
Please include a decription of your bikini, and if you are nominating someone else, a link to their homepage:

I have designed my bikini for this year's competition.

*stands on tippy toes and pirouettes*

As you can see, the fabric is a shimmery aquamarine with miniature tropical fish in all their glorious colours, attached. The fish are invisibly fixed in such a way that they appear to be swimming over the fabric. I think my favourite is the purple tang.

Congratulations on being the first entrant!

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[Mackenzie] I'm entering, too.

[She poses in her neon-green bikini that shimmers independantly of lighting.]

*pant, pant*

Let's see...

Ligthly tanned and barefoot, wearing a white bikini covered by tiny pink roses, trimmed with lace, with a corset-style top, short enough to expose her belly, a single white magnolia flower in her sunbleached hair, a chain with tiny silver bells around one ankle tingling faintly with every step

I'll join too, por favor!

*deep tan, with a bright red hibiscus flower in her dark hair, wearing a gold lamé bikini, bracelets of tiny white sea shells and a red scarf tied around hips, more fringes than scarf actually, accentuating the swaying of her hips*

You're all entered!
We now have a competition between 4.

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Fashonably late...as usual.

"Going with this years popular aqua-fashion, Bumblebee displays her glittering sea-green bikini, decorated with a slowly shifting starfish pattern. A delicate matching scarf loosely round the hips and a magnificent pearl necklace completes this truly elegant ensemble."

I'd like to nominate Steve Irwin

I doubt the nomination will be accepted though

I wasn't aware that Steve Irwin was, ahem, a H2G2 person. If he is then I'd be happy to enter him into the competition if he has no objections...

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Ohh, a new competition!

Hmm, what'll I wear this year? I know! Sequins and glitter, black and silver. Plus I don't want to stand near MaW if he enters again please.

[Mackenzie] Just wanted to add a green aura and butterfly wings -- I can do that, can't I?

*takes out his outfit from last year... compares to Krista's bikini*

Copy-cat Gold lame must be all the rage now...

*remembers a day on San Clemente, CA ... not long ago*

Aha!! This year, I will be wearing my brand new
Golden Chain-Mail Thong

*Enters, her shimmering sequins glinting in the sunlight*

Can I keep my tiara too? A princess needs her tiara!

VIPx

Someone else in sequins? I'll be back later with a new costume...

Oh I'm sorry! Mine are just silver, nothing else! I didn't want to steal your design, I'm sorry! Really ought to read b*cklog!

It's no problem. I'll put some special thought into it this time.

Hmm. Me too. I'll still keep the original design though. I might add some tassels, silver threads, stars, perhaps have my wand painted and sequined to add to it...

(could get quite carried away here...)

I've decided! Body paint.

I'll get a nice artist to paint a lovely bikini on my naked body. Now I just have to chose the colour.

Now THAT has style. What colour is your hair and eyes? Have toi find something that matches...