h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and an easter basket, I've never had an easter basket before, it's cute, KMs mom is lovely.

So just five more days of work then four weeks holiday

You have never had an Easter Basket before??? *thinks that must be some sort of crime* Well, thank goodness they corrected things! I wonder if Andy has ever had one? HMmmmmmmm.....

And KM's mom IS lovely. I mean. Um. If I knew KM's mom I'm sure she would be lovely in that KM kind of lovliness kind of way that....um... Yeah.

Well we just have giant chocolate easter eggs in England, as opposed to a whole basket of sweets and things

Yes, Mr. Andy ate himself sick on one of those yesterday. I was so happy he had chocolate. I'm a holiday FREAK. I love love love to celebrate and I always feel terrible if people don't get to do all the stuff that goes along with the holiday.

I wonder what Andy will do the first time I try to dress him up for Halloween? Hmmmmmmmmm....

Whatcha gonna dress him up as, hmm?

You should start him easy, but with a twist: throw an old sheet over him, but don't tell him he's going as a ghost--no, no no--Andy's first good Halloween costume is a MATTRESS.

It's hard to walk in a contour sheet though.

I think maybe I'll buy him a Spurs kit and make him be a football player. That may be my best bet. *thinks and thinks*

*snort* You could dress him like a Catholic schoolgirl. You'd probably have to get him really, really drunk first, but you...I dunno, you could probably sell the pictures to some other website...*wanders off mumbling*

Was that *snort* indicative of a lack of faith in my ability to get Andy to dress up for Halloween? Because if it is, it's missplaced. I can get almost anybody to dress up.

No, it was an "I was laughing, but it ended up just as a *snort*" *snort*. Y'see?

I have little doubt in your ability to get nearly anyone to dress up, I was just thinking he'd look really funny like that.