h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blimey, Ormy, The Buzzcocks! That is a good story (far better than mine - the guy probably remembered me for reasons that have nothing to do with my artistic ability!)

I'm a bit shaken today, I've got a psycho on my tail... Last Saturday I was a bit squiffy (memo: no more alcohol, for a while at least!) and ended up giving my mobile number to this guy I've known on and off for the past six years. He rang last night and asked me out, I said I was too tired (truth is, if I'd really fancied him I would've probably gone out with him, but the fact is I don't... I'm just not interested). Next thing I know he's bombarding me with text messages and ringing evey ten minutes asking why I won't go out with him.

It's because he's ing psycho, that's why.

Somebody will have to explain to me why the cute interesting ones who ask for your phone number never call, but the psychos always do.

Hi Greta, Its called "Murphys Law" thats when you drop your toast and it lands buttered side down It covers all such "Misshaps"
Smudger.

I hate that Murphy's bloke's guts! Honest!

Yep! your right there, I think we all do! Its like "Will" in the movies, when they say, "Fire at will" poor will, what did he ever do
Smudger.

Greta, be glad you blame it on some one. in this case Mr Murphey

pheloxi... come on!

I think it is better to blame it some one who is not alive anymore...
Mr Murphey should not thought it up if mind being named this way