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The new figurehead for a well-known pastry company is apparently called "Jus-Rol Janet".

Please tell me I'm not the only person who sees a potential problem with this...

B

I have sent them an email and eagerly await a response.

B

Oh my

Dear Mr. (name removed),

Thank you for contacting us about an enquiry about Jus-Rol.

We will be forwarding your details on to the relevant department and any further contact will be at their discretion.

Thank you for your interest in Jus-Rol.

Yours sincerely,

(name removed)

Consumer Relations

Ref: 2012/01/28-0472GB

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The plot thickens.

B

You need a hobby.

Sadly... Ifear... as the opening post aluded too... this is*his hobby

hmm... I was fairly sure i went to school with a Jus-Rol Janet...

OK... this is obviously something to which I'm oblivious.

I wasn't familiar with Jus-Rol so I looked it up on the interwebbies and I did manage to find a Jus-Rol Janet commercial but nothing strikes me as particularly humorous about it so I'll just chalk it up to a cultural thing. No one needs to explain it to me either. Explaining a joke just ruins the fun for everyone else.

Oh, here's the video of anyone is interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLBM8jwYiF0

I don't get it either so it's not just you

And there was me thinking I was the only one who didn't get it.

I have no idea what's going on either. Maybe it's a boy thing.

Now you've got me doubting myself. Just Roll is fine when applied to pastry, but laden with sexual innuendo when applied to women, surely? Or is it just those of us who are called "Ben" who have such guttery minds?

That's the only thing I could think of, just roll her over and give her a good seeing to, etc etc, but I couldn't think why that needed an email to the company, or plot thickening?

I was just trying to be dramatic. That obviously didn't work.

B

I think I think I got it... naa... Idid...

It would appear that there is no optimum state of sobriety in which people will actually understand what I'm talking about...

B

*rereads last post*
hmmm.... I've a feeling that's an insult... but Ican't quite be sure...

You are going to have to explain in words of one silly bull.

See the post immediately preceding yours if you want the source of silly bull...

B