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Raven has another accident!
Raven - I think I know what happens next Posted Jan 22, 2007
It's awful actually. I can't keep up with them.
Raven has another accident!
zendevil Posted Jan 22, 2007
You can have some of my past accidents if you like. I've got loads of really cool & highly unlikely but true ones; involving things like screwdrivers & pencils & earthquakes & stuff. Oh, & i've done candles, power cuts & chopping boards = fires too BR. you are in good company!
zdt
Raven has another accident!
Raven - I think I know what happens next Posted Jan 23, 2007
Ah, another accidental soul!
Raven has another accident!
zendevil Posted Jan 25, 2007
I reckon some of us are just like that & we have to accept it. On the bright side, having actually survived all this stuff & lived to tell the tale(s!) i suppose we could assume we are put here for a purpose.
Probably that The Powers That Be need humanoid crash dummies. We are probably the equivalent of Benny Hill & Candid Camera for the gods.
Hey, you should go talk to Professor Animal, i believe he did a parachute jump for the disabled & guess what?
"Oh hell....i think i am about to become disabled. Nothing like identifying with your chosen project is there?" Splat!
Anyone been gobbled by a 
lately?
(fends off those smutty types shrieking "no, but i'd enjoy it so long as
Johnny Depp saved me!")
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6293903.stm
zdt
Raven has another accident!
Raven - I think I know what happens next Posted Jan 25, 2007
That's just freaky.
*decides he'd better not go 
anytime soon*
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