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Internet Shopping, What a waste of Time!

Post 1

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

I have never brought anything over the internet, I've been quite caucious of it really smiley - erm


And today has proved to me I had good reason!


On Thursday I ordered some polish for my violin, (violin's should only be polished twice a year and then only with the recommended polish, they should just normally be cleaned with a soft cloth to wipe away any residue rosin from the wood and strings, after being played)

Today the package arrived

I opened said package

and to my surprise inside was two bottles of valve oil, for trumpets smiley - erm I checked the despatch note, which came with the two bottles of valve oil, and it quite clearly stated that I had ordered Violin polish. smiley - erm This leads me to believe that who ever packed the parcel cannot read, since OIL and POLISH are quite different and very hard to mix up smiley - erm

So I shall now go back to walking into town and doing my shopping like normal people. No new fangled arty farty internet shopping for me in future!


Internet Shopping, What a waste of Time!

Post 2

Evangeline

Oh, that is smiley - weird.

I've had better luck with internet shopping than I've had with the distributors we order merchandise from for the store.


Internet Shopping, What a waste of Time!

Post 3

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

I was rather reluctant the first couple of purchases. I had no qualms about paying for shareware, or down-loadable commercial products. But something tangible?

To date, I've purchased perhaps a dozen items, and had one prove to not be what I needed. Unfortunately, it was memory for a notebook, and it proved incompatible. With all the song and dance required, and the "re-stocking fees", it wasn't worth it to return it. So I'm still looking for a buyer for some rather dated SODIMMs ...

Maybe someone there read your earlier journal? And figured they'd nudge you towards a different musical instrument? smiley - laugh


Internet Shopping, What a waste of Time!

Post 4

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

I'm not one for blowing my own trumpet smiley - winkeye


Internet Shopping, What a waste of Time!

Post 5

Batty_ACE

I've had good and bad experiences with online shopping.. as a general rule they should send you the polish immediately and either pay for the valve oil to be shipped back to them in a prepaid box or tell you to keep it or throw it away..


Internet Shopping, What a waste of Time!

Post 6

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

They are sending out the polish and also a prepaid thingy for the valve oil


Internet Shopping, What a waste of Time!

Post 7

Batty_ACE

there you go...


Internet Shopping, What a waste of Time!

Post 8

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Do you also forecast weather? smiley - laugh


Internet Shopping, What a waste of Time!

Post 9

Batty_ACE

Yeah but just like the professionals I'm seldom accurate.. smiley - winkeye


Internet Shopping, What a waste of Time!

Post 10

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

I gotta get me a job like that. Where 10 to 20% accuracy is good for a performance bonus in the pay packet. smiley - laugh

Or I could retain my self-respect and do real stuff.

Meanwhile, there really MUST be some alternate uses for that lubricant erroneously shipped ... Hmmm ...


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