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The continuing saga of Cal, the Cucarachas and the dog with the green bum
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Started conversation Sep 20, 2005
ok
so Sunday night me and Deb go out for a meal
I wanted a chineese but she decides that as there are a hell of a lot of stray cats that hang around the resturants in spain, we may well end up eating cat.
so any way after enjoying a great meal at chez pepe, we are walking up the tree lined path to the hospital. When who should appear but that bloody dog with the green bum again.
I of course have a bad feeling about this, I'm sure he is the leader of the cucaracha mafia since whenever that dog is about so are the cockroches.
I was not disapointed
Out of one of the trees came flying a cucaracha that would have put spiderman to shame with it's grace and agility!
It lands right on the frount of my T-shirt. I of course start screaming like a big girl "get it off, get it off" 
running round in circles waving my hands in the air.
What did my sis do?
She bends over double laughing at me *sulks* then plaited her legs and told me to stop otherwise she was going to wet herself!
I bravely manged to flick the kamakazi cucaracha away, all by myself 
*shivers*
as I'm just getting over my palpertations Deb pipes up, wipeing the tears of laughter from her eyes "oh Cal I swear you do it on purpose"
I am so glad I am back in England
*goes off to check his case for any illegal cucaracha immigrants*
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Sep 20, 2005
You're going to miss the Mafia really aren't you?
Sisters can be mean 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Sep 20, 2005
From personal experience, I can assure you that "sister" and "sympathy" do NOT fit in the same dictionary. 
Glad though that you've survived the onslaughts of the mini-mafia, and made it home, mate. 
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Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( Posted Sep 20, 2005
Yeah, it's good to have you back!
But as for dogs with green bums...*shudders*
Here there are monkeys with bright blue bums, but that's only the males.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Sep 20, 2005
Yes, welcome back Cal..
Maybe that dog was wearing sun block
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 20, 2005
Males with brihgt blue bums
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Evangeline Posted Sep 20, 2005
Remind me to not take my vitamins while reading your journals. *cough*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 20, 2005
HuH!
laugh it up
It was not funny at the time *sulks*
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Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( Posted Sep 20, 2005
Haven't you seen male monkeys with blue bums?
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Evangeline Posted Sep 20, 2005
I'd have flicked the bug off your shirt.....
Before collapsing in laughter.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 20, 2005
Laud I have seen baboon, which I thought had red bums, and I was laughing at Males with blue bums
evangline, there was no way on this planet she'd have touched a cockroach, besides it would have ended her enjoyment too soon
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Evangeline Posted Sep 20, 2005
All you have to do is slip your hand under the shirt and flick it outwards.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 20, 2005
*blinks*
the thing was trying to eat me alive!!!!!!!
you don't think of these things in that kind of situation
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 20, 2005
Cal, cockroaches are harmless, not like spiders. You should have flicked it at her
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Evangeline Posted Sep 20, 2005
Harmless, except for the scare factor, that is.
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 20, 2005
*giggles* I admit I laughed too but I know I would have freaked aswell
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Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People} Posted Sep 20, 2005
friggen annoying is what they are, never trust something is going ot out live you....i probably have laughed then tried to kill it but forgeting it's on your chest and oops yeah.....i had a bat swoop down at me once on LSU campus...
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 20, 2005
Cockroaches are not harmless
something that is extremily hard to kill even by stanmping on it is not harmless
*wonders where that sledge hammer went*
it just occured to me I know people that are like cockroaches
maybe the cucaracher mafia employs them!!!!!!
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 20, 2005
*scoops cal up in his arms* I'll protect you
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Evangeline Posted Sep 20, 2005
*hands you the sledge hammer*
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The continuing saga of Cal, the Cucarachas and the dog with the green bum
- 1: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 20, 2005)
- 2: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 20, 2005)
- 3: Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } (Sep 20, 2005)
- 4: Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( (Sep 20, 2005)
- 5: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Sep 20, 2005)
- 6: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 20, 2005)
- 7: Evangeline (Sep 20, 2005)
- 8: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 20, 2005)
- 9: Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( (Sep 20, 2005)
- 10: Evangeline (Sep 20, 2005)
- 11: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 20, 2005)
- 12: Evangeline (Sep 20, 2005)
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- 14: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Sep 20, 2005)
- 15: Evangeline (Sep 20, 2005)
- 16: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Sep 20, 2005)
- 17: Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People} (Sep 20, 2005)
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