h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Being an Aussie, it was almost sinfull of me to begin communication with a Brit without first doing the obligatory, we beat you at cricket AND we beat you at Football!!! Is there anything that you lot CAN beat us at, apart from losing with style and skill? Anyhoo, I have added you to my list of friends. If you find anything funny (especially gag photo's) please, I beg of you, send it my way. Nothing is too highbrow, or lowbrow for that matter! I will do likewise!
Cheers, Mad Hamish

Well it looks like we brits are a lot better at shooting strait,

you said you was putting me on your friends list hours ago and you have still missed the button

if you want to read somthing funny why not try the "Tell us a Joke" thread HERE >> F19585?thread=76493&latest=1

thay are not all funny but there are loads of them that are

manda

Is that "Shooting straight" comment a reference to Breaker Morant?
or am I over thinking this?
Ta for the heads up on jokes page!

Mad Hamish

" Breaker Morant"
nnnnnaaaaaaa I ment you could not hit the friends button from two feet away

but I see that you have done it know,,,,,must have taken you a few shots

manda

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise that it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO important to you to hit the friends button the very second I sent you the message. This busy little thing called "living life" interupts me on a regular basis. Maybe you should try it, it's easy, all you have to do to begin is turn off the computer and open your front door. I think you'll find that Real Life is stunningly interactive, (Staggering).

Nuffsaid...MH

PS. Don't be so uptight fella

I know all about that thing called "Living Life", I was told about it

and as for turning of my PC, if I can remember were the button is I might try it one of the days

and being a brit,I must ask, how is the weather over your neck of the woods

manda

It's a sunny and very pleasant 25 degrees with a beautiful deep blue sky. We are only at the start of Autumn and it is one of the best times of the year. During summer this year we have had many, many days near 40 degrees(F&%king HOT!). So please think of me when you look outside and see nothing but grey!

Seeya MadHamish

If it ever gets 25 degrees here we call it a heatwave
and if I was to think of you every time it was grey here, Then I would be thinking if you most of the time

It was my birthday yesterday
and I got a little at the 10 pin-bowling, but I was told that I enjoyed it

manda

Happy Birthday.

Do you people in merry old England still bowl? We gave this away in the eighties for more worthwhile pursuits, like removing limbs with a plastic spork..

Anyway, good to hear that you got shitfaced, always good!

MadHamish

Yes we still bowl,,,like football and cricket were not much good, but we bowl

and I go fishing aswell, but our fishing is not as good as yours is it but I still enjoy my fishing

manda

From what I know, fishing, strangely enough, has very little to do with catching actual fish! So in that case your fishing is probably just as good as ours. except for temperature of course!

Mad Hamish
If you get a message from Lazlo Woodbine, ignore it, he is a fabricater and a fat chewer.

Well I have always said that I dont go fishing, I go and have a few hours drownding worms,

oh, and I have seen that Lazlo Woodbine about somewhere

manda

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah DROWNING WORMS Aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
Good one Manda!

MadHamish (careful, the 'Woodbine' may be watching)

Have not seen that woobine person yet but there is still time

have got to go to a Funeral in a bit, so I might have a few s later, so If I come on here and say someting silly you know I got drunk

speak later

manda

That's the ONLY decent thing about funerals (so to speak), the piss-on afterwards.

MadHamish

and we had one

The only difference between a wedding and a funeral, is that at the end of a funeral someone don't come back out, you still all go the the church, there is always some one crying, nobody sings, and the you all go and have a laugh and get drunk,

no,,not a lot of difference



manda

Too true....too true.

Did you do anyting exciting over the weekend

manda

It depends what you call interesting, really!
Just helping a few friends move residence. I have been on at them to move to a better part of town,so I can mooch in better surroundings! Unfortunately this means I had to help them move! So I bought my two personal assistants along with me and made them lug the furniture while I got massively hammered on Grappa! (Oh the hangover!!)Now I have only one personal assistant, one pulled a fetlock so I had to put him down!(Humanely of course, with a No. 6 truck wrench).

What about you?

Mad Hamish

I did'nt do a lot myself, apart from the bowling and the pub, so I think you had a little more intresting weekend that me

I hope it was quick when you put him down

I am going to a mini meet next weekend,there are about 20 off H2G2 going, so it will still be the bowling and the pub, but in a different place,

aint life exciting

manda