h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

DOn't give in to temptation. You'll feel much better if you don't. Think of something less fattening you could treat yourself to instead...

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Marmite crisps perhaps....

Go on give in to your cravings....

And don't forget to pop into the committee room for a sometime soon

Help!!! What's happening to my posts????? Think it's time to get a new computer!

just testing. wanted to see if my pc has still gone crazy!

Going to the committee room for a quick and

Mad.

Mad mad mad mad mad.

They are quite obviously completly, utterly, stark raving mad.

Mad mad mad mad mad.

Marmite crisps indeed.

Everyone knows Ketchup are the best.

Mmmm. Fishfinger sandwiches with ketchup flavour crisps.

Hello?? Are you there?? Can't e-mail you from this damn company I work for cos of ''security''. Can't text you cos I can't get a damn signal. What is this world coming to when I can't even communicate with the outside world?? Why do I keep using the ?? key twice?? Does anyone know??

If you're there then I have just one word to say to you:


Wibble.


And yes I 'd love to suck on your towel now I've washed it for you.

P.S. I ironed your flannel yesterday.....

Do you ever feel like you're going mad?

Do you hear voices in your head and feel like you're talking to yourself?

Or is it just me?

This office is driving me mad I reckon.

It's quite good fun down here in the basement though. I can hide from everyone down here.

And the soup is quite good even if it isn't mushroom.

Don't things like that irritate you? When they put mushroom soup on the menu and when you get to the till it's changed to Country vegetable or Cream of Tomato.

It could be worse. It could be Stilton and Broccolli which, despite my love of cheese I absolutly detest.

I am no longer a student and therefore don't need to eat things once they have gone mouldy. Especailly not cheese.

I got an email this morning which said at the end. "Please pass this message on to staff who is not on email system." And that was from the company secretary who gets paid billions each year. I say sack her and give someone else the job.

What is this world coming to?

I'm glad to get that off my chest. Thanks for the wibble. Any chance of next time too? xxx

and ?

Errrrrrrr..... DID you escape ?