h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please comment here! I would really like to know if I am adding to the community or just wasting space with this store.

Being as the only use for it seems to be to hold the ACF hostage, you might as well close it . Nah, I'm just kiddin' we don't mind.

ACF? Hostage? Can I get involved? Will you pay me? Can I use my Railgun? Can I use YOUR Railgun? Can I use A Railgun? Can I use a gun? Can I stop asking questions? Is anyone listening? does anyone care?

I'm all alone [sob]!

here, have a potato gun, if you can hit anything, then maybe you can use a railgun..........as for the store it's great except for a line that says essentially does this suck or do you like it? if you want to close the store, do it, if you don't then don't. Personally I think this is a great addition, in fact a need adition. Have you ever seen a truck stop that doesn't have at least some type of store? Keep it! It's one of the essentials to make this take off!

Yo, agreed. *takes the Wargamer to the target range, notices he somehow hits the targets with the horribly inaccurate cheap plastic potato gun, and gives him a Railgun, a few belts of ammo, and free camo ears.*

Hmm...
*shakes the potato gun*
*a small Accuriser(tm) pops out*
I thought as much. You desperate for security personnel or something Venom?

*Takes away the railgun* Hey, if you've noticed the Mercenary War Room, you'd know we have thousands of 'em.

Hmm, the one on this station looks more like "messed up Intercom central" to me.

Huh?

The intercom in the Mercenaries room doesn't work.

Still confused?

Then you are saying Draco is in my box? I think not. The intercom is working, it's just routed through an annoying blown-out loudspeaker. But if you still insist it's not working, you're the maintenance guy!

Hey, I'm helping Fred with his ship ATM.

Therefore I'm not here.

Oops.

You're not in about a hundred places right now, yet there you are. So calm down. And fix my intercom.

*goes off to fix the intercom, feeling like he's skitzophrenic*

MPD is the proper term. Schizophrenia is when you live in fantasy.
*suddenly realizes that he is either schizo or wishes he was*
*shuts up*

Sounds pretty much like me then.

*grabs a conversation-extender ()*

*drinks some more *

Somedays I wish we had a smiley.

me, too. Of course I also want a C6H12O6 smiley (insert subscripts on the #'s)

Nope, I've got no idea. What's C6H12O6?