h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was warm sunny day but I had too little time to enjoy the beautiful weather. I got up quite late so I hadn’t much time for my study. I’ve read a little, tried to read my book with an English elocutionist but he speaks to fast and I don’t manage to read with him. I repeated it some times. I was failure. But it’s never mind. I’ll do it again.
When my family awaked I had to cook, feed them, then I cleaned my house, wiped and did all other my usual everyday work. Then my cousin with her husband came. They’ve brought exciting news for my mother. They met her cousin who is 86 now and whom my mother didn’t see for 40 years. She lives in their native village now. My mother wasn’t there for these 40 years. Next week my cousin and her husband are going there and they want to take my mother with them. She was very glad. All residuary day she remembered something from her youth and was anxious. The most extraordinary thing is that some month ago my mother told me that she would like to see her native village but she had nobody there, her old house had been destroyed many years ago and it was too late because she was 80. And now she has such an excellent opportunity. I wonder, is it the chance or the regularity?