A Conversation for The h2g2 Campsite's New Toilet/Shower Block

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Post 1

RedOctobr, guacamole

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smiley - smileysmiley - smileysmiley - smiley


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Post 2

Fred Smith

It's great isn't it? It's even warm water sometimes. You don't get that at every campsite.


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Post 3

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

It took me ages to get all the pipes sorted out

* Takes a relaxing bath *


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Post 4

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

That self-cleaning thing is REALLY handy. Could you tell me how you do it? I'd like to install it at home. smiley - silly


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Post 5

purplejenny

Hello smiley - smiley

*pops into a toilet cubicle*

smiley - whistle

*pops out*

finds sink, brushes teeth.

*wogga-wogga-whusha-wusha-wogga-wogga-wah-wah-wusha-wusha-spit-aaaahh.*

I assume the No Spitting rule is suspended in here chaps??

Gargle-gargle-spit

*pops into shower*

sings in best Debbi Reynolds voice (which isn't very good, but hey, its in the shower so who cares smiley - tongueout)

smiley - musicalnoteGood Mornin'
smiley - musicalnoteGood Mornin'
smiley - musicalnoteWe talked the whole night thru'
smiley - musicalnoteGood Mornin'
smiley - musicalnoteGood Mornin' to you!

*emerges clean, dry and dressed, with a purple towel wrapped turban style around her hair*

Thats better.

Bye smiley - smiley


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Post 6

purplejenny

*fills kettle*


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Post 7

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

That's just typical! Someone goes to the effort of putting up a flashy toilet block, complete with hot-and-cold showers, and one person uses it in 2 weeks. Oh well, at least I can say I was one of the inaugural users.
*Washes his hands*
smiley - grr That is REALLY hot! Ouch!


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Post 8

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

I had to put the damn thing up as well

* Gets in bath, reading the Times and listening to Ellegro Con Spirtito classical guitar *

Ahhh smiley - bubbly


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Post 9

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

Now THAT is impressive: in the bath with a newspaper and in the bar twiddling his thumbs at the SAME TIME! Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for OUZ! smiley - winkeye


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Post 10

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

Maybe its because i'm half Irish

* Tips hat *


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Post 11

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

An Irish-Pole; you're quite a mixed bag, aren't you? smiley - cdouble


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Post 12

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

I also have more minor connections, including an Italian great grandmother.


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Post 13

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

My family is only smeared from Edinburgh to Marseilles, via Paris and Brussels. I bow to a family so much more cosmopolitan than mine.smiley - zen


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Post 14

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

But i'm in the bath

Oh well smiley - zen

You are worthy smiley - laugh


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Post 15

Elfrida

In the twinkling of an eye, dashes into and out of the shower, shielding eyes out of innate modesty from whoever is singing in the bath. Great hot water and whoever left the soap-on-a-rope behind...thank you! (White musk is my favourite) smiley - smiley


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Post 16

cafram - in the states.

A shower block?! At a campsite?? Who would've thought!!

*sniff*

nah...I smell fine! smiley - rose

Isn't it funny that you can go camping for days and not have a problem with the stench of yourself and those around you, but as soon as you get home and have a shower, your clothes instantly become purtrid and revolting??

*shrug*

*cleans teeth*

You still in the bath?! You'll turn into a prune!! smiley - yikes


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Post 17

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

In real life, I have had two baths a day since 1987.


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Post 18

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

(7)?


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Post 19

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

See my PS, there's already a conversation on the subject of the 7


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Post 20

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

*Carries a big bucket of muddy water.*
*Tips muddy water down sink, rinsing sink and bucket liberally from tap.*
There, now my boots are clean, I can feel free to wander around and get them dirty again.


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