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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Hi! smiley - smiley

My name is Clive and I am one of the ACE's here at H2G2.

ACE stands for Assistant Community Editor. We are the official Meeters and Greeters of this wonderful site and basically we try to be nice and friendly, answer all your questions and appear knowledgeable about stuff. Occasionally, on those rare occasions when we are totally flummoxed ourselves we will endeavour to point you in the direction of someone else who can help. The ACE's are researchers just like yourself who have signed up to this volunteer scheme.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Aces
We flit from space to space and I've popped over to say a big friendly "Hello".

smiley - smiley"HELLO!"smiley - smiley <-----smiley - star(BIG & *FRIENDLY*smiley - cuddle )smiley - star

H2G2 is huge and it can be quiet disorientating for new arrivals. Therefore I've got a couple of links to places around the site to kick-start your adventures.

May I suggest first off looking in Preferences
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/UserDetails
and sampling the site in it's more groovy state of Classic Goo. I'm not bias, promise.smiley - whistle
While your there you can also change other things about how the site is viewed on your computer like turning Frames on or off as well as editing you user name.
This is all explained in more detail in a welcome message for all new researchers
here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/welcome-newcomerssmiley - hug
If you want to learn more about h2g2 click here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/C550

Douglas Adams was intimately involved in the foundation of this on-line community before his sudden death earlier this year. He has a page on site that you can visit if you like to read more about him, the stuff he wrote (for and about The Guide) or even
leave a tribute: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U42smiley - rose

If you are wondering how to draw those little smiley faces and pictures that I've been flinging about with glee abandon. This site has loads of them and you can find out all about how to use them in conversations like this by clicking on this link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Smiley

There are many, many different conversations being had here so try doing some investigating (or "Lurking" smiley - footprints as it is known here on-site.) You can join in by clicking the Discuss Entry button to start up a brand new conversation or if you want to reply to a message in pre-existing conversation just hit the Reply button (9/10 times it doesn't hit back! smiley - injuredsmiley - winkeye ) at the end of the appropriate posting.

We have our own newspaper - published weekly. With editorials and regular contributions from researchers all across the site as well as feature articles and not forgetting the superlative H2G2Life Cartoon strip.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/thepost
Those nice people at The Post have also gone to some lengths to gather their own
list of useful links for researchers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A616718
As well as a list of the wacky clubs, societies and WSOGMM* that goes on around site smiley - silly
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A626069

Try visiting
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Talk - to see where the community hot spots are this week.

Seek enlightenment by consulting these oracles of wisdom smiley - zen
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/HowdoI
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/askh2g2 - here you can post a question about
more-or-less anything! smiley - magic

These are some of the popular forums where you can engage with the rest of the community. The forums form one half of the site, they are were researchers meet and chat. Forums stem from particular Guide Entries written by researchers. For instance the AskH2G2 forums all stem from a page set up by the staff who run this site.
The Powers That Be - fondly known as The Italicssmiley - cheerup because their names all appear in bold italicised font - Gawd Bless 'emsmiley - smiley all have pages on site. You can learn more about the team that runs the site here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Teamsmiley - cdoublesmiley - cdoublesmiley - cdouble

The forums are where researchers meet and talk. However, by far the best part about using this on-line community is you get to write your own articles otherwise known as Guide Entries and have other people talk about them in the forums they generate. You
can write about whatever interests you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/index
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Search
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/randomentrysmiley - wizard
As you can see, Guide Entries can also be about anything at all. The aim of the site is to write a kind of comprehensive encyclopaedia for Earth (with some handy tips to help you live on it.) But the Guide is not yet complete!
And this is where you come in. If you have an interest in diverse a topics as ballet, car mechanics, advanced quantum physics or the daily frustrations of trying to navigate the London Tube System or anything else, now is you chance to flex your writing
muscles and put finger to keyboard.
And there's plenty of help to get you started:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Writing-Guidelines

The site supports two methods of writing. You can use either Plain Text or if you want to make a page look special you can use a specialised code system called GuideML. It is terribly simple to use and can enhance the look of anything you write. I
promise it doesn't require a doctorate to master! smiley - scientist
It is based on a series of open <> and closed </> command brackets and is similar in structure though not identical to HTML. A really helpful place to keep referring to is the GuideML Clinic, which can be found here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/GuideML-Clinic
It explains the basic structure of GuideML, how to use it and is the best place to go if you need any help or get stuck using it.
Your personal Space counts as a Guide Entry and can also be edited to include pictures and text formatting using GuideML.
This is a link to an archive of pictures and images you can use to brighten up you personal space using GuideML!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/C809smiley - artist

If you are genuinely stuck you could always try looking at other researcher's Guide Entries to get some ideas.
If you want to see how any one has constructed a page using GuideML put this URL in your address bar
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/testXXXXX - where XXXXX is the number of a page without the "A" or "C".
If you want to see how someone has constructed their Personal Space in GuideML use this URL
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/testuserpageXXXXX - again where XXXXX is the number of the page minus the "U" number.

Clicking the Who's On Line button will call up a menu that displays all researchers
currently logged-in.
Clicking on anyone's name will take you direct to their personal space. People are
quite flattered to have someone post to their journals. Give it a try, see who responds.

There is plenty of help to get you started writing entries for the Guide http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Writing-Workshop offers helpful advice and also there is the Peer Review System that lets researchers help each other out in putting the final finishing touches to their articles.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/PeerReview

If you are stuck for anything else you could try first checking the Don't Panic! Help
Pages & FAQS smiley - ermsmiley - huh :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/dontpanic

If you want to reply to this message I will know if you do because my page displays a
record of all conversations
that I have taken part in and have replies to and I'll come back and say hi again! If you want to stop by my page as well, you are more than welcome to come by ask any questions or even pop over just for a quick chat.
I am here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U113478
A cup of will be waiting. smiley - tea

smiley - wowWelcome to H2G2!smiley - wow
Enjoy, reading, taking part in and contributing to The Real Life Hitchiker's Guide to
the Galaxy [ Earth Edition smiley - earth ].

See you around.

Clive. smiley - biggrin

* Whole Sort Of General Mish-Mash.


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