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Help!

Post 1

Scott Bennett-AKA Scoop

Hello Zoing,
I'm so glad you have turned up. Over in the lighthouse bar II(on the pirate ship which you can access thru Wind force we have recently installed a pizza oven that is fully computerised. Unfortunatly we are having some trouble as it is voice activated and only speaks Italian. Drop in and help us out. Or just leave some Italian phrases for pizza ordering heresmiley - smiley.


Help!

Post 2

Zoing, an italian geek

Let's see, it depends on the models, some samples follow:

A) Clean, formal style:
"Vorrei una pizza quattro stagioni"

B) In case your model would be a little obsolete and with damaged sensor circuits you can try with:
"HO CHIESTO UNA PIZZA QUATTRO STAGIONI, NON UN #####, RIMBAMBITO !!"

C) South italian model (they tend to be lazier and a bit outlaw but their pizzas are unsuperable)
"Tonino ! per favore una pizza quattro stagioni per il nostro picciotto"

D) "Marvin Mood" programmed model, the worst of all:
"Su, coraggio, per favore...una pizza quattro stagioni, posso fornirti del Prozac sintetico per la tua depressione se vuoi"

I hope to have been useful.
Bau Bau
Zoing !


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