h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just realised I've mised ER and Frasier.

Can I suggest setting the VCR before going out.

It might have been an idea, yes, but I forgot they were on tonight until ten minutes ago.

Can I suggest checking the TV guide on a regular basis, particularly if you have plans out of the ordinary for any evening.

Ah, but "going to blockbuster and then to the library to use hootoo" is the ordinary.

Can I suggest getting the video from Blockbuster on a later date, in that case.

B

Well, I got the video two days ago., It was due back before ten tonight, and at 9.00, I decided I didn't want to repat the five quid fine I got for continuousy forgetting to take "Withnail and I" back last week, so I though I should return it.

So why are you so gutted about missing it on TV.

The video's better - it doesn't have adverts.

B

What?

Or did you mean get the video of ER or Frasier form Blockbuster at a later date? I'm confused now.

You didn't miss much. ER was a bit crap tonight.

oh, fair enough.

Yes. I meant get the video of ER and/or Frsier at a later date. What did you think I was blathering about?

B

I thought you meant the video I'd got from blockbuster today, except that as I explained, I didn't take, i returned.

And ER/Frasier release schedules are rather behind broadcast, and not stocked in Blockbuster, or not either of the Sunderland branches at least.

*comes across this among his backlog, has a quick skim, fails to fully comprehend it, and gives up*

I think the vasy majority of it was written with the benefit of fermented vegatble product.

B

...just like my spelling of 'vegetable'.

B

What-ever do you mean?

I think I'll go and try some of said product myself...

I, however, will be steering clear of fermented vegetable products and will instead be watching Er and Frasier...