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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Mu Beta Posted Jan 27, 2004
Well, Jordan does have a fine pair of bazookas...
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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jan 27, 2004
That's some serious personal protection- wonder if she'll use them on Johnny Rotten...
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Jordan Posted Jan 27, 2004
First, I didn't buy a car, I can't even drive!
Secondly, I have never been out of the UK and won't for quite some time yet, so how do they plan to put me in a jungle? Is there a jungle hidden somewhere behind Islington? Do they mean a jungle-gym? Is it some new attraction at 'Butlins'?
[Clutches his pecs with trepidation] Suddenly, I can't help but remember that scene from 'Alien'...
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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Jordan Posted Jan 27, 2004
AND STOP OGLING MY BAZOOKAS! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD ANY!!! 
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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
egon Posted Jan 28, 2004
I like the thought of the semtex. I'm imagining porn stars saying "my heaving bosoms are exploding for you" in Germanic accents.
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