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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
egon Started conversation Jan 26, 2004
http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_858213.html?menu=
You can';t make it up, can you?
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Mu Beta Posted Jan 26, 2004
Now, I'll tell you what, that _really_ would be entertainment. 
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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
egon Posted Jan 26, 2004
"Live, tonight, on ITV2- jordan's breasts explode. Coming up after coronation Street."
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Mu Beta Posted Jan 26, 2004
A bit weird for me. I'm off to play CM3 for a bit. Tatty-bye.
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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
egon Posted Jan 26, 2004
well, I'm going to eat, then play CM3 myself- (Alan Sheareer's just retired from my Man U team at the age of 46)
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Terran Posted Jan 26, 2004
I want to know who figured out that leeches could make breast implants burst. And who was the poor girl they tried it out on 
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Number Six Posted Jan 26, 2004
The odd thing about Jordan is that when you see photos of her before she had all the surgery, she was actually quite pretty.
Not to be left out, I'm off to play CM01/02. I'm at an odd juncture - I've managed Leeds back out of the First Division, winning it, won the Premiership and the League Cup, and I'm halfway through my second Prem season, 4th and only a few points off the pace, and into the second phase of the Chumps League.
Now's not the time to walk out, but the St Etienne job's come up. Always a team I've liked due to the era in which they were successful, and they're reigning French champions and still in the Champions League as well. AND most importantly, they play in green.
Yet now's not quite the time to walk out on Leeds. Is it?
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jan 27, 2004
Very interesting story there.
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Number Six Posted Jan 27, 2004
I suppose I should get out more...
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Odo Posted Jan 27, 2004
Mmmmm, CM - strangely addicitve even when a certain person throws the 'helpful hints for player stats' notes away. 
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
egon Posted Jan 27, 2004
joned them club, have you Odo?
GDZ- do you mean the Jordan story's interesting, or the tedious football babbling 
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Odo Posted Jan 27, 2004
I’m currently attempting to get Swansea into a good position in the Second (I think) division. I was actually quite enjoying it too – shame the computer is now 50 miles away.
It’s a tad tricky because I really don’t have much of a clue when it comes to football and I was relying on a very handy bit of paper for the player statistics in relation to position. Unfortunately I can’t find the paper anywhere.
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Mu Beta Posted Jan 27, 2004
I really think your first job in CM should be to work out what team you're managing.
Bristol City, although they are in the 2nd...
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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
egon Posted Jan 27, 2004
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Odo Posted Jan 27, 2004
Ahhhh 
, yes, 
ok. You were playing with Swansea whilst I was lurking + observing your technique.
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Mu Beta Posted Jan 27, 2004
I've taught you a fair amount of technique over time...
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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
egon Posted Jan 27, 2004
Innuendo overload!
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Odo Posted Jan 27, 2004
Hmmm, I was doing quite well and then my team started to pick up a lot of injuries. 
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Odo Posted Jan 27, 2004
It wasn't meant to read like that!!!! It's been a very long day!!!
Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jan 27, 2004
I want to know what the Hell's in breast implants that explodes. Semtex?
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