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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 10, 2008
Pi is a lie. Can you imagine the affrontery of suggesting that there are irrational numbers? The nerve of some mathematicians!
Pfft. Pie charts? Bar graphs are the way to be.
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Kenton Crisp - Founder of the League of the Underground Posted Feb 11, 2008
Very well! Let us retire to the bar!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 11, 2008
Are the pies conspiring to take over the world and kick us out?
(The answer to this question should be fascinating. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 13, 2008
No. The pies are conspiring to take over the world and then make baby pies out of our succulent succulent flesh.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 13, 2008
Is Sweeney Todd part of this 
plan? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 6, 2008
I have answers for everything except questions.
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Thorn Posted Mar 14, 2008
EvilClaw, why is it when I am nice to women they hate me but when I am mean to them they like it?
Makes me want to throw up kind of.
*shrugs grimly*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 14, 2008
EvilClaw, why is Thorn the Druidguy asking questions about women, when everyone knows such quiestions cannot be answered? 
(In other words, I was wondering the same thing myself. 
.)
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Nancy the dragon Posted Mar 15, 2008
Men spend too much time wondering about women, and women spend equal time wondering about men. 
Really, I don't see any evolutionary value to that.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 15, 2008
It gets even worse than that.
For instance, I'm wondering about men who wonder about women who wonder about men.
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Nancy the dragon Posted Mar 15, 2008
Paul, I'm starting to wonder about you.
If you don't show any improvement, I'll send Aunt Matilda around with some of that sea serpent soup she made a few years ago. Yes, there's still plenty of it left, though it's greener than it was....
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Thorn Posted Mar 16, 2008
EvilClaw, why is the large popcorn huge and the medium popcorn large?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 16, 2008
I'll take the huge large popcorn, and pass on the sea serpent soup.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 10, 2008
Nien, sadly. Forsooth, he done got killed'd by a small alcoholic child. SPOILERS by the way.
I could answer with any number of half-baked anthropology or social theories. Instead, I'll just write a terrible haiku.
Never answered be
these riddles of girl and boy.
Oh, sad thylacine.
See the previous haiku except replace thylacine with coelocanth and "girl and boy" with "Thorn Druidguy."
Emeril knocked it up a notch. BAM!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 10, 2008
You're a classy catmanthing, EvilClaw. You answer with haiku.
Extra soup for you!
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Kenton Crisp - Founder of the League of the Underground Posted Jun 11, 2008
EvilClaw, are you an existentialist?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 11, 2008
EvilClaw, do clams got legs?
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